bourbonator502

In dog beers I’ve had 3.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@KySportsRadio Dane Bradshaw sounds like Tony Vinetti and Shannon the Dude’s voices had a child.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@KSRTHESHOW how does IU’s coach and son look like there’s only 8 yrs age difference between them?

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

If TBT The Ville’s Chris Jones fuqs like he plays defense, I bet the tip of his 🍆 cracks as soon as it rubs against a 🍑.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@hulu doesn’t care one bit about customers getting the best value. If they did, they wouldn’t force you to subscribe to the most expensive plan in order to watch more than 2 screens at once. How many families use more than 2 devices simultaneously? They just want your $$$

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

Wonder if @DannyFootball77 can inform us how the 20 yards Matt Canada managed to drum up offensively in the first quarter were a strong showing and a step forward.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

I can’t wait until @MattCanada_ explains how those 20 first quarter yards were a great showing.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

Hey @steelers someone please piss in Matt Canada’s body wash before he leaves Houston. And tell him the plane leaves 2 hrs later than it does.

[PWszn @PutridLobster]

Like if you want Matt Canada to get the FUCK away from the Steelers.

[DJ @steelers_n6tion]

RT if you’re pro fire Matt Canada #HereWeGo #Steelers

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

I do that, now you say I “can’t cancel” my order. You’re telling me it takes LONGER than 14-21 days to cancel an order on your end? You can’t stop it from leaving your facility when it’s not due for 3 was?
Pathetic. Big Green Egg wouldn’t treat customers this way.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@KamadoJoe how come you take my $ for a cover, don’t send me anything more than conf email, 2 1/2 was go by, nothing. Multiple emails sent, no reply. PayPal gets involved to dispute charge, you email me saying an additional 14-21 days and I can cancel. Now no.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@KamadoJoe how long does it take for you to ship an order? Been waiting weeks for my cover. Emailed twice. No response. Nice business model.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@kroger Bardstown store 2 out of 8 self checkout lanes open this morning (no human cashiers) leave a line of people waiting for several minutes for an employee to show up, they finally open a new register, check out the KROGER employee who was last in line of those waiting. 🖕

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@StreamOnMax & @Roku will one of you PLEASE fix the rewind issue with the pause function? I know I’m not the first to ask.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@SiriusXMFantasy 10 tm 1/2 ppr can keep one for 1st rd pick. N Chubb or s diggs? Also can keep t Lockett in 11th.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@reynoldsgareth I will forever picture this when I hear the podcasts.

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@CigarIdiots Not sure that’s pee…

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

PLEASE make this happen!
#loserleavescongress

[Robwest03 @CigarIdiots]

Let's get it trending now!! #loserleavescongress @RepMTG @AOC in the octagon!!! My $$ on MTG BROTHER!

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

MTG vs AOC in an octagon. Loser has to resign. Let’s make this happen! Pay per view $ goes to charity! #loserleavescongress

[bourbonator502 @heatonrw]

@elonmusk Death by a thousand cuts…