Candace

Sweet as Candy 🍭 CHI✈️VA✈️FL✈️CHI

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Real life Barbie & Ken 💕

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Just downloaded threads. I’m overstimulated. Like it looks just like twitter. I’m late. I know.

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

I swam with the dolphins this week. G they wanted $289 +tax for them pics. These memories gone be in my head forever cuz whaaaaaaaaaa?

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

I know for a fact I overpacked and underpacked all at the same time. Like I have a lot of stuff but nin forgot about 5 things already

[Affordability Crisis @trackingcosts]

A gallon of gas is now higher than the Federal minimum wage. Let that sink in.

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Messed around and forgot to fill up in the burbs. 🥹🥹 gas is $6+ in the city. That’s wild.

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Some ppl so delusional— it’s admirable frfr. Like you really living in a made up world that you created. Like that’s wild but kinda cool at the same time. It’s like adult imagination 🙄🥴🙃— I’m actually intrigued lowkey

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Feta *

[CANCER ♋️ @smonae_]

A salad without eggs ain’t a salad IDK🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Couples sharing the same fb page??? No thank you. 🙂‍↔️

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Whew….

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

Girl friendships are so weird because I watched you forgive a man 100 times, but we have one issue and suddenly we never speak again.

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

The older I get the more I understand why my mom was so protective of our home.

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Like frfr. I’m never showing my daughter/niece that’s it’s ok to cater to a LAZY man. The end.

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

I’ll never get over yall hyping that Popeyes sandwich up like that. Like why yall did that frfr?

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Pony. Thought i was singing about a baby 4 legged horse.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do we really need 3meals a day?🥹

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Exactly.

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

Normalize demoting friends back to associates ! You cool, but you're not my friend !

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Legit. I’m refueled by my alone time.

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

My misery doesn't like company ! I will sit by myself for 40 days & 40 nights😂😂!

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

I’m such a girls girl annnnd I’m a time… so not liking me is a YOUuuuuu problem 🥴🥱

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

🤣🤣🤣

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Oooooomgggg 🥴😪

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Them kids don’t want no fat ass momma and daddy coming to they school, that’s embarrassing. Go to the gym today

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

Ohhh you smell good & ohhh your skin so pretty…. Top tier compliments for
Mehhhh

[Candace @heavenboundqt]

My daddy. lol we did this fast and baby…..my stomach was on 1000. I had to walk out the classroom after the teacher told Me no

[Curt. @_BigCurt_]

Being a parent crazy cuz you gotta have answers for shit you never prepared for…like why am i emailing you about denying my kid bathroom breaks i don’t even know what to say “let my son go to the bathroom before i beat your ass”😂