Peanuts from Heaven

We are humble Twins bloggers with little skill for genuine analyses but much love for the game and many allusions to our nerdy passions. These are our thoughts.

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

In 2018, we Peanuts are resolving to write more (at least once a month).

What, if anything would you like us to take on?
(Reply with special requests)

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

There will be a lot of rationales trotted out for the latest #MNTwins playoff failure, but we all know what the issue is.

No Shark pits to trap opponents in.
#HOUvsMIN

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

This 👇

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

@BFJones1442 Oh you have to go to the Twitter wide thread for that...it's...[maximum Minnesotan inflection] interesting.

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

Many #MNTwins fans are announcing their departure from the fan base with disgust.

We will not be doing that for two reasons.

1) no other team can give us Russian novel protagonist level pain, 2) we're heavenly peanuts, we're never disgusting! #HOUvsMIN

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

@Vollmsy Hear us out:
Atone with Knoblauch, apologize for pushing Ortiz to try going the other way, destroy all Phil Cuzzi voodoo dolls, say 1 nice thing about Yankees

That last one is gonna be rough.
#MNTwins

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

@AjntB2Sli Sigh...wish we could use that. Up here saying you're going to lose is met with a grim "well...yeah...obviously...."
#LovetheGame #MLBPlayoffs #MNTwins

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

NEW RULE:
Winning a video challenge counts for 8 billion runs. New score, MIN 16 billion and 1 - HOU 2.
#HOUvsMIN

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

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[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

@mannyg019 Welcome to the party that never starts.
We have bean dip.
#MNTwins #MINvHOU

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

Fortunately, in quarantine, there aren't friends to make in the first place.

[Jake Kaplan @jakemkaplan]

Manny Gonzalez isn’t making any friends at Target Field today.

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

@Echasedollas_ Aww man, we've been locked down at home so long already!
[can we just ride along with y'all, we don't need rings just, anything resembling postseason success]

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

Con: Eddie Rosario puts Delmon Young level hero swings up there

Pro: Eddie Rosario isn't antisemitic #MNTwins #MINvHOU

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

I've never been so happy to see a duck fart!! #MNTwins #HOUvsMIN

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

@Twins will win today.
I just had a class of 5 th graders send twiddly finger good vibes to start the day. IT WILL HAPPEN!
#MNTwins #MLBPostseason

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

Well sitting here and being sick to our stomachs won't do any good. Time to go help kids clean up and walk the dog before dinner.

God speed Twins, love you no matter what.
#MNTwins #MLBPostseason

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

You mean ADVGJJHIFHI ET HI D DO S DE TRY HGHH HI D DE ET HI D!!!!!! doesn't count?
#MNTwins

[Twinkie Town @TwinkieTown]

No words.

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

While I wrote this he struck out, but I'd have done that in 3 minutes flat

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

Reason 1,489,624,318 why Nelson Cruz is a pro athlete and I'm not: iffy called strike has me fussing and fuming for five minutes and he just smiles as if to say "now I must destroy you" #MNTwins

[Peanuts from Heaven @heavenlypeanuts]

No...we can't start walking like the playoff disaster is coming just as Houston starts playing like they always knew they'd win...please...stop it.
#MNTwins