Calm Meany

Hope is a good breakfast but a poor supper, why not try Wendy's? Eat great, even late! -Sir Francis Baconator

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I Will Unfollow You Into The Dark

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Might fuck around later and worship evil's might + take no heed of any lights

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Having a joint and watching the lunar eclipse

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I just thought of Graal Online for the first time in like 20 years

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Brazzers releases list of must watch pornos ahead of avengers parody

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I don't think I will see the new adventurers movie. Looks bad

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There is nothing better in this world than smoking weed and being in the presence of largde brhinds

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I can only recharge my MP meter when I am in near proximity to a lardge behind

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

A beautiful woman named Environment Canada is texting me about a severe weather warning

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Dobbys are an invasive species. You may not like stepping on them or running them over or putting them in the dryer with bricks or pinning them against the wall with a forklift but it is the right thing to do.

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It's really nice the superstore gives jobs to all the shopping carts with the rickety wheels that are super loud and suck ass to use <3

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More like dyatlov fail

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Trying to buy a cantareel to turn my guitar into a hurdy gurdy but apparently you can only order it direct from Japan??

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@weed_rat It does seem to be happening to me all the time now too!

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I love when excel discovers there is a problem with the clipboard and it cancels my copy request only to work 0.5612 seconds later on the next try without changing anything

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

One of the greatest letdowns is when you think you’re about to hear “Werewolves of London” but it’s actually “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock.

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Gemini decided to stop playback of my podcast mid drive unpromted to introduce itself and warn me about using it while driving. Luckily it seemed to understand the phrase "fuck off fuck off stop fuck off"

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out hot eat the food

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I have a disease where whenever Mackenzie Davis is on screen I involuntarily reach towards the screen

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The teaser trailer for the supernatural thriller ‘BELOW’ has been released.

A six-episode limited series starring Josh Hartnett, Mackenzie Davis, Willow Kean, Rohan Campbell, Charlie Heaton, and Ruby Stokes.

Premieres October 8 on Netflix.

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I need a Mr freeze gun to shoot my horrid Hot Legs at night

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MCU nanotech armor but for condoms