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where are the drug pushers i was promised as a kid

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me and my shrooms just discovered the brand new avatar airbender movie and i couldn’t be loving life more than i am rn

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on daily drugs today the drug of the day is shrooms

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@maneatsbox as a server at cracker barrel i can confirm

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i miss being on drugs

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@CalvinKlein hear me out... earling haaland

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been battling a mosquito in my room for 5 minutes now im ready to bring out the lighter and hairspray i ain’t fucking around no more

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i have serious problems

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i pushed a man off of me and he went and got an entire cup of water to dumped on my head but im so many drugs rn it’s okay #ACSLATER

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@large1ndividual don’t even get my started on this shit i got stiffed by one of my fucking tables tdy $100 tab

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i just got purposed to on one knee with a shot of rumple #chivarly

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waking up and realizing i balcked out is fucking horrifying, not only do i have no memory but there’s ALSO fucking witnesses #ignoranceisbliss

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i thought piranhas were gonna be a real issue in life

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@large1ndividual keep telling yrself that

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@large1ndividual

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why don’t u realize you’ve been bitten by a mosquito until you’ve been bitten 10 fucking times #readytoretaliate

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@dustybuns70 oh my

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i just ate an entire box of doughnut holes

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oh my god all i post is about drugs

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one by one i’m getting all my friends obsessed w haaland