Jacob Hebner

Master of History. Colorado born and proud. I spout my nonsense for all 12 people to read. Paratrooper, trained to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

This is the publicly known Jalen Hurts timeline:

• The team says he was cleated in the calf vs. the Rams in Week 4 but didn't ask for treatment until a few days later, practicing in full in between.

• After the #Eagles flew to London, an ultrasound found a superficial blood clot in his calf. Doctors still cleared him to play.

• However, the night before the game, he spent time in the hospital and was told not to sleep because it was a risk. He played the full game without much sleep.

• He then took the roughly 7-8 hour flight from London back to Philly and started practicing in full that week. Speaking to the media, Hurts called it a "very unique experience" but didn't want to get into details.

• A follow-up ultrasound then showed the clot had moved, and he was ruled out for Week 6.

• Further testing has now diagnosed him with deep vein thrombosis and blood clots in both lungs. He's on blood thinners and expected to miss the rest of the season.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

This is my Color-on-Color Roman Empire.

[Jacob Hebner @HEbanner]

@CodyBrownBets I even put down more money late when odds were good

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

This man spitting nothing but facts

[Jacob Hebner @HEbanner]

@ScooterMagruder @BarryOnHere @BrandonPerna @FivePointsVids @UrinatingTree @tomgrossicomedy Maybe he had to save 5 for JD?

[Cole @ColeThereum]

The official Scouting Guide for All 22 Pokemon

Everyone has been asking for a stat sheet, here it is

It's not a cheat sheet, but it will clear up a lot of confusion and help you dial in your lineups

A more comprehensive version is on the site here: https://t.co/UFEsQiw4QU

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Patriots fans: "AJ Brown finally has a real QB throwing him the football!"

Eagles fans:

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

1 year ago today in ECW Arena, Timeless Toni Storm showed up cosplaying as THE SANDMAN.

This absolutely ruled. 🎬

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Look how much our girl has grown 🥹

(Via @CUBuffsRalphie)

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

AEW FINALLY PROVIDED THE EMOTIONAL POST-PPV FOOTAGE FROM ALL IN WEMBLEY STADIUM. ❤️

• Omega handing Ospreay the title
• Kenny hugging Will and them thanking each other
• Leaving together with Bucks/UE on ramp
• Ospreay celebrating on the stage

[bill @paythebi11]

SULLIVAN BEAU FUCKING BROWN ON TED FUCKING LASSO LETS GO @sullivanbeau

[Jacob Hebner @HEbanner]

@DU_Hockey Can't spell CHAMPIONS without PIOS.
#denver #pioneers

[Denver Hockey @DU_Hockey]

Raised the standard to 𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉

The Pioneers are once again atop the mountain for a historic 11th national championship.

#GoPios | #C11ampions

[LetsGoDU @LetsGoDU]

DENVER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! The Pioneers have won their record 11th national title!

[LetsGoDU @LetsGoDU]

Three in five years.

Legendary. Dynasty.

[LetsGoDU @LetsGoDU]

DENVER GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

This season demanded everything.

And now it demands more.

Together, we will #ClimbHigher.

[DNVR Broncos @DNVR_Broncos]

With a little bit of Mile High Magic…

Anything is possible.

[Jacob Hebner @HEbanner]

Citizen of Stiddy City, Delaware
@RyanKoenigsberg @BrandonPerna
#BroncosCountry