DEKU: *answering phone* Hel—
KACCHAN: WTF DID I TELL YOU BOUT THE LUBE
DK: ??? To use enough?
KCH: TO KEEP IT STORED PROPERLY, BITCH
DK: I DID
KCH: THEN WHAT'S THIS YOU FUCKIN, TIDE POD
VIDEO: Katsumi sliding on lube-cooated floor singing "WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!"
DEKU:
Sexbot Deku has a malfunction. He's 85% off but Bakugou figures the green eyes are pretty enough that he can ignore any faults. After a moment the shop keeper sighs and says "just take it, you'll be back." Bakugou raises an eyebrow but shrugs and takes his doll home.
Last night I had a dream that Hisashi borrowed money from the Bakugou yakuza for his business, he's made steady payments for years but then it went sour and he and Inko can barely pay it back
and like when Izuku was old enough he also helped with Inko's second job:
I just want BakuDeku to become roommates after UA bc it's easier for Baku to keep an eye on Deku if they live together.
Baku cooks & cleans & sets their schedule for them bc Deku gets scatter brained bc he's got a LOT to do: interviews, charity events, patrols, paperwork.
Get you a man that can please your penis AND your heart~💙💚 I was thinking of the fantasy AU and a knight Iida dating a peasant Deku and treating him like a prince and I lost my shit!
#myheroacademia#bnha#緑谷出久#飯田天哉#deku#iideku
Alpha!Katsuki inherited Masaru's inner beast - while his mother is the epitome of "tribal alpha", his father is affectionate, passionate and courteous.
The blond's personality is just like his mother but deep inside he got an alpha ready to protect and love his partner.
Just imagine:
Dragon King Izuku, shifted into a smaller dragon form, sitting on human Katsuki's lap as he watches movies on the couch.
He croons softly, rubbing his snout into Kacchan's leg and angling his head up, demanding pets and head-scratches.
"Stop Crying!" Midoriya Izuku: Quirk - Tears (When Izuku cries everyone around him cries as well) and when he’s feeling extremely sad, people near him feel the same way. #BokuNoHeroAcademia#MyHeroAcademia
Bakugo stood up, then extended his hand to Kirishima, offering to help him up.
The redhead took it, not that he needed the help really, but he couldn't pass up the opportunity to hold Bakugo's hand even if it was for just a second.
darts back into the woods.
Izuku jolts and scrambles to his feet. "No, wait!" He shouts, sloshing the water from how quickly he struggles to get out. "Wait, come back!"
But the wind is still, and the noise of the forest is muted.
"Katsuki..." Izuku deflates. "Come back."