Ivar The Boneless

Monster child of Ragnar Lothbrok

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

Leaving this here for safe keeping 🤝

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

We go again this year @walefatus

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

Arsenal 3rd next season regardless ☀️ United to finish to finish 2nd or 4th still 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Fuad 🫆 @FuadCadani]

That’s a PROPAA “Camm onn ‘en you fackin’ CUNT!” He’s got the fackin mineral init. Love it.

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

@walefatus Cooking up dope fam

[pepper @CasaDupre]

When it was 1-1 did anyone think “we could use #25 right now” ?

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

@LukeHayden_ Nah clearly not lad, It’s United

[James St. Patrick 🇳🇬 @YTeaze_]

Love story will always be one of my guilty pleasures. Taylor didn’t miss

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

👩‍🍳👩‍🍳

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

….

[EBL @EBL2017]

Manchester United fans should hold their head up high.

United went to the Emirates with an injury-stricken squad which got worse mid-game but still took control away from Arsenal for large periods. Not only that, but they were an inch away from winning via Garnacho.

Patience...

[Tweeterpurgatory @Tweeterpurg]

Well shows up to training for one. Works harder on defense, consistently tracked back all day today (could have been subbed ten mins earlier in my opinion) to double down on martinelli, faster pace on offence. Consistently receives and holds the ball to keep possession moving. Hes very weak to his his right, in my opinion its glaring and he needs to correct that. Hes dangerously quick on offence, plays on high intensity on both sides of the ball. Has that ridiculous far post curling left footed shot and genuinely loves to play. Every time he is subbed he is pissed. Two or three times today he received and turned through traffic to start an attack. Sancho almost never beats anyone off the dribble, transitions to defense much more slowly (to be fair antony did this a lot last year as well, so far this year he has been much much better). And while very talented, Sancho always seems to be a step behind in his runs, he consistently tries to take defenders on instead of making obvious passes, and hes just a step lower than Antony in almost every category in my opinion. Sancho and Martial piss me off for the same reasons. Tremendous talent, insane level of skill, and they are both selfish lazy players. That can be a cancer to a good team. I have played with so many skilled players that destroyed the chemistry of a team because their skill was only to showcase themselves. Thats great when you are 13 and playing rec, doesnt work in the PL except for the top 5 players in the world, a la Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe etc

[Geo @Geo_AW]

we win

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

@darraghoco Dortmund are bogies man, newcastle will give ‘em 3-0 away easy

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

Y’all know PSG and newcastle getting out this group right

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

GROUP F! 🤯🤯

🇫🇷 PSG
🇩🇪 Dortmund
🇮🇹 AC Milan
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Newcastle

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

@PAHPlayDirty Bro newcastle are soooo getting out

[tag @mxdric]

A lot of football fans don’t realise that they’re sexually attracted to their favourite players, because what is “great” about this

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

@walefatus You got me sir

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Rival fans questioning the fee paid for Højlund.

Liverpool paid £85M for Darwin Nunez, who scored 9 goals last season, which is the same number Højlund scored in Serie A, despite playing fewer games.

Chelsea spent £100M on Mudryk who only has 12 goals in his career so far.

[Ivar The Boneless @HeBlazesHeavyJs]

Amen

[‘ @vintageredss]

never understood why people care about transfer fees, it’s not coming out of your natwest lads you won’t get a percentage if we save 5 million

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

13million a week for 1 year. You cant say no to that. Hell be a billionaire before 27

[J @JordanRowes]

My first born will see astro turf with cones laid out before he sees his mum

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

Midfield maestro. His profile doesn’t exist outside of him.