Hammer Dad

Just a man trying to be the best dad to Austin , Jeter, and Lilly I can. And of course fill my wife’s Stanley as much as I can #dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

I poop on people and blame it on seagulls #iykuk

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

“Jon Jones is the GOAT”

Oh ya? How come he hasn’t dominated Medieval MMA then?

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

Caught my self during Austin tummy time I told him to get his head off the mat and watch out for the half.

🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ kids working tough!! #dadlife #WrestlingCommunity

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

@mookdubsmtg How does one get a pool that shade of green

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

Remember when Heinz made that green ketchup?? Pretty sure that just came out of my sons ass

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

Any guesses how many times Austin puked on me today? It’s definitely not zero orrrr over yet 🤷🏻‍♂️ #dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

@mookdubsmtg Prostate exam?

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

As I observe how fast Austin gets fed once he starts screaming I’m gunna start doing that at restaurants to speed up the service #dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

Are breast fed babies better at motor boating later in life ?? Day 1 habits ya know? #dadthoughts

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

When your son pees on you at the pediatrician and then the front desk lady says hey dad looks like leaking on the way out 🤦‍♂️ #thanksbud #dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

When you catch a blanket thrown at you while holding your baby #dadthlete #dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

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[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

No weirder sensation than your son dropping a Hiroshima in his diaper while sitting on your chest. #dadlife #poopproblems

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

Wife: I think Austin Made a Poopie
Me : Il go change him
Wife : Would you say small medium or large?
Me : I would say medium
Wife: color?
Me : Mustard
Wife : what about pee?
Me : of course ……once I took the diaper off and it’s now on the wall
#dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

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[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

No better feeling than when you change your son’s diaper and immediately after he blows a cannon out his ass and there’s no spillage . Diaper game on point!!! #dadlife

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

When you become a father you know you’ll have ton of new responsibilities being your wife’s official stanly cup holder was not one of them #newdaddyproblems

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

The same amount of times I have changed my new born diapers

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

“how many times have you watched the last 10 seconds of holloway v. gaethje?”

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

“how many times have you watched the last 10 seconds of holloway v. gaethje?”

[Hammer Dad @hebrewhammermma]

@mookdubsmtg When are you going to start doing DMT and giving me life changing advice ?!?