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I am funny... sometimes

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

Me: we got Myles Murphy for the @Bengals WHO DEY
My 4 year old: we got MILES MORALES?!?!

#IYKYK #bengals #whodey #SpiderMan

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

@PFF Joe Shiesty all day!

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

@Bengals #WHODEY

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

RT and reply WHO DEY for a chance to win this game-worn and signed A.J. Green jersey!

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

@CapitalOne your customer service is trash 🗑 😒

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

Son,I love you, but if you step on my white shoes one more time, we definitely aren't going to the library 🙄🤣

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

The chiefs better be ready to bend over and take that shit

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

My 4 yr old apparently needs to grow out his fingernails so he can be a Therizinosaurus #IYKYK

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

My 4 yr old came and apologized for yelling without me having to tell him to 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 && that's how I know I'm a good ass parent 😌

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

My 4 year old: you gonna throw up?
Me: noooo...
Him: your eyes look like they're going to make your mouth throw up 🤷🏽‍♂️
Me:

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

@basicmamaprobs You better bring me my salt & pepper shakers!!!

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

#Groupon you're taking way too long to process my coupon. #DoBetter

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

Vote for #BengalsCelly for #BudLightCelly of the week!

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

#WizardOfOz #Halloween2022 #TrickOrTreating #HeckamanHalloween

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

I need yall to get this to @JohnCena
🤭🤣

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

#HocusPocus2 was garbage! 🗑 #FightMe

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

#MinuteKey neither of the damn keys I got from your machine worked on my locks! Your service is trash!

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

@RealBoomerdrew @wollmz @basicmamaprobs @HeckamanThomas The @Bengals need to hire your photographer 📸

[Liz Dufour @ldufour]

Why are you not here? ⁦@Bengals⁩ Jim’s tailgate. First shot of the day. I think. ⁦@Enquirer⁩

[el cuervo @heckaraven]

#OfficialChiliOfTheBengals #WhoDey @goldstarchili