the fattest twink

I forgot I’m obese

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

get doon 2

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

Scottish Beyoncé to ur cards when this ain’t Texas, ain’t no hold em: lay those DOON

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

*Scottish person looking at the moon*: get doon from there

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@TimothyStumbles Loser Like Me by Glee Cast, ngl this is my furreal answer for me

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

Tops: “I know a spot.”
The spot:

[Will B. Shutt Up @Will_B_Rupert]

You’re telling me this isn’t the cast of Sex and the City?

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@TimothyStumbles Plzzzzzzz this isn’t real life

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@LilNasX HAHSGSGSHAHAHAHA

[conor ✨ @sweet__gee]

You know when you’re at an afters and everyone starts playing their weird niche videos? This is mine.

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@MrNinjaKoala @TimothyStumbles

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@TimothyStumbles @ASOS A couple days late is cool. They’ve got great people at CC

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

plzzzzz @ASOS @AmazonUK stop using Hermes/Evri, the way my heart drops when I see that they’re “delivering” my order. I am yet to get an order come on time from them and I’ve had too many lost packages for it to be excusable.

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

POV listening to Slut Pop

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@TimothyStumbles Thanks so much for coming and staying out in the cold and wet 💕💕💕💕

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@VH_YesTTV Toids

[the fattest twink @heckingheckhole]

@slippysphincter Is this ball or knob?