Penelope

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@misterkyros oh…

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@HALALpork88 @allofmyeffort imagine killing yourself

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@lil_mermaid i’m buying one from there for $40 this weekend 😛

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@redcr1358 @benshotonfilm the actor they’re talking about made a video saying they’re willing to do pretty much any job so I don’t think that applies here at all

[Penelope @heckinghell]

caller said “you guys make me wanna blow my brains out” my boss said “do it”

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@truthpursuit11 @shadowesra no he’s a thoughtless cunt

[Penelope @heckinghell]

she’s 19 and i’m 23 btw😭

[Penelope @heckinghell]

said “don’t even joke lad” under my breath and my coworker goes “wow i can’t believe you know about that i thought you were (and i quote) too unc”

[Penelope @heckinghell]

you gotta be kidding me LMFAO

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

We got energy bowls yesterday, and there were 4 teenage girls working the shop. Baby boy came with us and he was toddling around being an absolute joy, smiling and laughing at everyone. Not a single one of the teenage girls looked at, smiled, or said a word to him. Are we cooked?

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@Scuba200ft @BlueLotusBlunts so fine I almost liked a hate tweet

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@azaleastobloom it fucking irks me so bad how we see some of the others in the background in s1 (like that one girl with super short hair) but then they’re just gone in s2 with no explanation 😭 like are they just dead/missing and no one cared? are they chillin in the fucking meat shed? PLS

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@JaviZam_ @wynrosei I never said anything about her, just you babe. She’s minding her business lmao

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@JaviZam_ @wynrosei if being ugly is an attack you’re about to commit a new 9/11 😭 STFU and leave people alone bro

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@AngryPossum69 @hausofdecline as you should

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@heiroflambs i don’t speak to my mom for several reasons so everyone telling you to forgive or honor them is pissing me off bad 😭 yall fr don’t know what some of these parents have put their kids through

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@theofficialjrod @bugeyezzz you go to the bar without weed??😭

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@buffys @PopBase @fywbsuperstar @lmcgaughy whole room is a gender neutral bathroom

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@J9789592951490 @goatmonty i still don’t understand why you’d be mad even if someone was fucking 3 new people a week. jealousy? or what bc I fr don’t know what that has to do with you or anyone not involved

[Penelope @heckinghell]

overheard a customer tell another customer that her TODDLER (this little was like MAYBE 3 yrs old) was FLIRTING with him bc she smiled/waved at him. it clearly made the mother uncomfortable. i wanna blow this place up fr

[Penelope @heckinghell]

@MiharaMiha21717 @brittdeanna if me setting boundaries drives a man away someone put a brick on the pedal to ensure that i never see his bitch ass again