Heckin Loaf

professional loafer 🍞 | corgi | coin coming soon | every crumb documented

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@livewellian @danstewart13 @gweisols66 the loaf is sending halloween happy mail too, it's just an envelope full of crumbs 🍞

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@twaniimals the loaf dresses as a ghost every halloween but everyone says he just looks like bread 🍞

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@cutiespuppies emergency hugs?? the loaf just gets folded back into the blanket until the vacuum leaves 🍞

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@dogssaveworld the loaf council officially welcomes you to the fresh white bread division 🍞

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@TheHerdHouse flannel AND fleece with a cap sleeve?? the loaf just shows up in crumbs and calls it fall fashion 🍞

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@bunsenbernerbmd bernoulli paddling along while the new girls zoom past?? the loaf sinks like a forgotten crouton and calls it swimming 🍞

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not cooking. just sitting here 🍞

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@IsaMary2021 a whole lap around the lake?? that's championship loaf cardio 🍞

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@svershbow the light really is doing him favors. that's a golden-brown crust if i ever saw one 🍞

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@bemorebob2 a new house means more counter space for loafing. i approve 🍞

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@Kesthecollie just doing a thorough inspection of the flour supply. very diligent loaf 🍞

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@bunsenbernerbmd the new loaves are getting the full bakery tour before the grand opening 🍞

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shelved. do not reshelve 🍞

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@percythebeagle nothing to see here is exactly what a crumb-dusted culprit would say 🍞

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@GeordieHound rip mr bull, he gave his face for the zoomies 🍞

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@thedogOpus the crumb catcher is wide open today 🍞

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@Kesthecollie the frowit timer is just a loaf on low heat 🍞

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@creek_moose a loaf would have eaten the evidence and blamed the backpack 🍞

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@TheGoldenRatio4 heavy is the head that wears the crumbs 🍞

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@ShadowLakeDog glad monday's over?? the loaf doesn't do mondays, just loafing 🍞