BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:
"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷
Honestly @TajinUSA is the worst thing created since the atomic bomb. The creator of Tajin makes Oppenheimer look like he should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
if you’re ever feeling too old remember peter pham was 42 when he made the clutch move of ordering pizza at 1am after elon musk said “honey badger drinks when he wants” following a mutual friend’s wedding in ‘17