Hector

I am probably the world's only Tweeting cat. I live in #Stamford , Lincs. I've got a sister called Hattie & a dad who doesn't brush me enough. This is my story.

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Who does she think she is? The Queen of Sheba!
#cutecats #cats

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Might stay in today. I keep hearing loads of bangs around #Stamford . Don't think I'll get much sleep though!
#BonfireNight

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I've not quite got the hang of this driving malarkey. Apparently you are supposed to ride inside. Who knew?
#Stamford

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I do like spooning...even if it's with my sister!

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It's a bit of a squeeze on here with my sister. Oh move over Hattie!

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I'm back! No I haven't been run over like some of you maybe thought. Just went through some heavy domestics. It's been emotional.

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I love living at mum's house with a monster garden to play in. But I miss my dad too.

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Love it when I fall asleep in the sunshine. Zzzzzzz

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Missing my mum big time. But the good news is me and my sister are going to stay with her soon for six weeks. Happy days!

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Two birds fighting in MY garden? Don't they know there's a hungry cat in the house?

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WTF? My sister, Hattie, has turned into an alien!

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@jlballinteriors That dog doesn't scare me. He looks like a real softy!

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"@bbcpress: Secret life of domestic cats - Horizon on BBC 2 http://t.co/jqaho9caCm" Oh no! Mum & dad will know where I've been in #Stamford

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@wurzel260654 Hi Sarah. You look cute as well. Lovely to meet you.

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@CaponeCat Yeh my sister is Hattie. Good to meet you dude!

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@CaponeCat Whassup Capone? You look like my long-lost brother.

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At last! The sun is out. I've waited all year for this in #Stamford @Mercury1712

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"@YourCatmagazine: CatWatch Day bank hol http://t.co/2vr88esZKv #catwatchday" Uh oh! Big Brother for cats is here!

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What are you looking at? This is my turf, now beat it numbnuts!

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Was that the door? Mum's home! .......Oh crap, it was the neighbours coming home.