Allan Mortensen

[Alfie Potts Harmer @ahtralfie]

The top comments on a Daily Mail article about Anders Breivik.

If you spoke about an Islamist terrorist like this with a public profile, you’d be placed on police watchlists and referred to Prevent.

These are just the *top* comments from Mail Online readers.

[Allan Mortensen @Hedensten76]

@f_tommerup Hahaha det er fandme sjovt

[Per Clausen @PerClausen3]

@BrianMork Trist at du er gået fra at være en gammel gris til at være en gammel nar, som opfinder problemer, som ikke findes.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

This clip explains the entire American economy in 76 seconds:

- Steve Martin is the middle class

- Martin Short is the working class

- Chevy Chase is the billionaire class

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI

(booing)

Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

This is a Pulitzer level photo.

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

The Green Party, which I have never voted for, has betrayed its founding principles, which I have spent decades dismissing. How has such a noble cause, which I have never supported, been so betrayed?

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Politicians should wear who sponsors them all over their clothes!! Feat. Zack Polanski(📍London)

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

The left has some good ideas, but they can't win elections outside small deep-blue districts. Okay, they can defeat a political dynasty in a mayoral primary, but they'll never get a mandate in a city-wide election. Sure, they got a mandate, but that's in New York City. It's not like they'll win in the New Jersey suburbs. Looks like the left won in the New Jersey suburbs, but they can't win state-wide races in purple states. Okay, they defeated the sitting Maine governor, but it's not like they can win...

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

I think he may be onto something..

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

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[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

As an ER nurse, its been crazy to see how much more efficient Chat GPT is at discharging "heart attack" patients than our doctors are. Future of medicine is now 🥳🥳

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…