Michael Hederman

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

Meat beard

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

Guapamole

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Sex before marriage is still illegal in Virginia.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

STEM majors earn roughly $700,000 more over 40 years than social science or humanities majors.

[ESPN @espn]

"The power of the commissioner has been undone ..." -Bob Ley on Brady ruling. #LIVEonSC: http://t.co/ppGtINTD9c

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Just in case you didn't get any this weekend, here's a little ass for you

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

@CauseWereGuys @ryancreama10 haha

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Basically

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

@Tyga When are we getting the fire that is the Gold Album?!

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

Spiderman's got handles 😳😳😳 http://t.co/W6FYzDs9WR

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

@CliffDoiron so stupid hahaha

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The fans have spoken. Virginia Tech triple play is #SCnumber2, with 62% of the vote.

VIDEO: http://t.co/UYXsc3Dcz9

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

@CliffDoiron hahaha so classic, what a day, bringing back the memories of all the stupid shit we did every day!

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Me when I have no idea how to work a problem on a math test

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

https://t.co/ROOoKdP2Ga

[Michael Hederman @hederman23]

@CliffDoiron my brain just shit itself