Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester

Marshall Tucker fan. Weed enjoyer. Master of crafty feints at range.

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

Snuck into girls room absolutely scared shitless

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

Does anyone know why it takes forever for people to get off a plane? Is everyone retarded except me?

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@AggieFootball You guys are all part of the talaban man

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I have no idea how Texas A&M spent over $40 million on this roster. This makes the Mets look like they got great value.

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@givingemthebiz You dont even go here scrub

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

FUCK marcel reed

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@joeexotic987 i hope you've recovered from your temper tantrum

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

Ngl yall texas got so much buns bro ive been peeping immaculate yams all day

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@comehelpelvi Lines on the old cart box #damn

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@SBonpensie93902 Did you get some good rest paulie?

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

Dulles parking lot 2 spot 2q

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@PhillipDorset67 was she bad?

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@mcgonagle88 i dont wanna flop my intellectual cock in your mouth but please read some smarter books

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@fadule_ Thanks john

[Tommy “Blitzed” Darts @MonkRecruiter]

They’re calling it the most Monday Friday ever

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Me showing up every October to watch postseason baseball after not watching a game since Opening Day

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@devintoshea local to the area, i do drugs here frequently

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

Lied to this chick about having read infinite jest and my dad heard it and didn't snitch #thanksdad

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@executeH5beno One time this chick started fingering herself in front of me until i fucked her even though i didnt wanna so i too stand w rape victims

[Hootie "Toke Master" Manchester @hedgerows444]

@4goneconclusjon @RyanBruson Im ngl you dont have enough followers to say this