HedgyHogg

I'm a rave loving, lactose intolerant hedgehog. Love me. x

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

I hope the mayans are wrong. I have so much more stuff i want to do!! #makeanest
#rollypollys #eatlactofreeproducts #prikpeople #cuddles

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

had a bath today. Cant say it was a pleasant experience, almost choked on some knickers. #feelingclean #slightlytraumatised

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@Matchstick_Mike No I don't, poor guy. How embarrassing. Glad hes ok now though # hopetheywerenthedgehogflavoured #borderlinecannibalism

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@nutmegallspice @WinningHyslop poor guy! Maybe his spikes penetrated the crisp packet and when he retracted the it remained attached to him

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@AlmostEmmax Thanks emma. I like going naked though. #nakedisthenaturalway

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@AlmostEmmax WOW maybe I should run for prime minister. First call of duty #freehugsforeveryone

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@AlmostEmmax Bonfires pose a real threat for hedgehogs as we often hibernate in piles of leaves which are then set on fire.

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

#iadmitthat I'm scared of bonfires. I always remember the 5th of November.

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@claire_mackie1 looking forward to cuddling you tonight. #dontrollontome

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@Matchstick_Mike I meant never! never!

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@Matchstick_Mike I don't believe you! the British nation #loveshedgehogs and would flavour crisps with them.

[Meg @nutmegallspice]

@HedgyH maybe you should be a croquet ball from alice in wonderland

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

hmmm what should I dress up as for halloween? maybe #sonicthehedgehog

[Meg @nutmegallspice]

@FionaMackintosh What's a frog's favorite drink? Croaka Cola.

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@nutmegallspice I don't understand :( #notaverypracticaltoothbrush

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@nutmegallspice Why don't you try and you will see! #bringit

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@planningpeter have you tweeted this before? #dejavu #unoriginal

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

@FionaMackintosh @AlmostEmmax i feel this is down to my indeterminate sex #baineofmylife #alwaysleftathome:(

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

bitches on a night out and didn't invite me, I'll show them #shittingonyourpillows

[HedgyHogg @HedgyH]

bitches be crying cus my prickly back makes dem bleed #player