Hedley Lamarr

Am a doer of things.

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@LGUSSupport LG does not honor warranties, so I would strongly recommend going with another brand

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@MattFtheOracle Fab Five by Mitch Albom

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@zedubode Now, I’m gonna think a lot about how you think about this so much that it’s your first tweet in about a year

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@LGUSSupport I was just called by someone on your Presidential Liaison team who explained that although my part is covered under warranty, it’s against your policy to send it out. I will now spend the rest of my life advising friends & family not to buy LG

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@LGUSSupport I’ve spent over 5 hrs w/ your support which is atrocious. If u pull the recordings, you’ll find I’m being told contradicting info. Case # CNN230222652247. Simple: dryer drum broke within warranty & need you to ship me a new one. Who can solve this quickly?

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@jallen1985 His name is Mike Hunt (say it fast)…it’s one of those sophomoric names that people use like Seymour Butts.

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@KMalphurs @19nine_threads If I remember correctly, those shoes weigh about 2 lbs each

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@doodoobrown @Buckinthesip Y’all have fun on Truth Social

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@Buckinthesip Always depended on how starkly different the attire was. “Mr. Coop had his short sleeves rolled up. Dude sportin pythons in the waiting room waitin for his kids braces to get put on.”

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@Buckinthesip Agreed. Can u imagine if he simultaneously banned Honeynut Cheerios?

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@KMalphurs And despite loving his children equally, a favorite was chosen that day…

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If I were an nfl prospect, this is how I would choose an agent

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@doodoobrown Thanks for the clarification. I forgot to consult the HOF constitution

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@doodoobrown Where do u rank him at QB position in his era? Obviously after Brady Quinn, but is it 2nd? Would he be the lowest ranked QB in his era to make it?

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@Buckinthesip But if it’s Davidson, you’ll have to be the family peacemaker bc you know how caustic your partner can be to your BIL when her sports teams best his.

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I looked up “fuddy duddy” in the dictionary and a tweet from today was next to it. Weird how current Webster’s is.

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“Oh okay, good to know how much to run”

And then for the person embodying the out-of-shape/acalculia Venn diagram overlap…

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“as low as”…