Patron Saint of Clowns

so there’s this losing dog i always bet on

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

i wonder if sabubu suddenly remembered how she first got wn1 in 2024 and is now signing up for 500s

[til polarity's end 🎾⚡Slamdreeva era⚡⚫⚪ @lildarkcage]

Mirra Andreeva on the preparations for the RG final against Maja Chwalinska:

"We spent 1 hour and 20 minutes doing exactly what she does in matches. At one point I started thinking, "Am I going to play against some kind of monster or what?"😂

[exclusive intw for Championat]

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

elena rybakina showing up to wimbledon after playing three grass warm up tourneys and practising in a prison kitchen garden in bratislava

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@ShapoTrapHouse real it’s scaring me 🫩

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

is it me or is fish lady posting more on socials these days

[Thierry T @thierryAgain]

She’s so right , sabalenka has an arrogance to her where she thinks she has to win every single point and her opponent needs to roll over and when that doesn’t happen she gets pissed and self sabotages. She needs to realise whether it’s 6-0 or 7-6 it’s still a WIN!

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@glamoressa_inc congratulations!

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@JulianBrandt well who knows what he’s getting up to now !

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

legit thought this was holger rune for a second

[prometa ☝🏻 @richzito]

nossa mas ele foi de padrão pra padrão plus

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

now do the errors

[OptaAce @OptaAce]

196 - Aryna Sabalenka (196) is the player with the most winners in Women's Singles at Roland Garros 2026. Top.

#RolandGarros | @rolandgarros @WTA

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@nolwamahtars i support

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@jennisball people never learn i fear 🫩

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

anyway many good points made about that rancid little rat already and i honestly hope people can stop with their insulting comments of “x should save tennis from him” or “y saved tennis by beating him” now 🫩

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@ShapoTrapHouse we said win 7 matches at wimbledon and she heard it as win 7 matches across 4 grass tourneys

[til polarity's end 🎾⚡Slamdreeva era⚡⚫⚪ @lildarkcage]

No, it's not a dream! ✨🌟

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@friso_jongsma like i don’t think it means much to discuss whether x player posted a story for him and y player didn’t, ultimately we should be talking about how he’s been enabled to continue playing and getting positive media attention

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

“thread of ppl who congratulated zverev” “x player would have beaten zverev” “omg [player] ignored zverev” you all are very unserious people

[Patron Saint of Clowns @hedonismnspite]

@friso_jongsma i think it’s def valid to be angry/disappointed in ppl who are congratulating him but this excessive scrutiny on individual players’ behaviour towards him imo is disingenuous and feels like stan wars, and shifts the focus away from his crime and actions

[🍌617 @rybanana617]

📸: osborn2705

[The Supreme Leader of Glorious Norrienation @rogerchokerer]

because quite frankly, people never ever treated this with the gravity it deserved. fun guy to dunk on basically, and not that it’s wrong to dunk on him (quite the opposite), but giggling at him choking was never useful opposition to the systemic protection of abusive men.