Python | AI | ML

Machine Learning Engineer || Data Science & AI || Not interested in much, in pursuit of God

[Calvary🔮 @TamunoDavid2006]

Words that I cannot spell.
Boo k (like flowers that they give people)
Showfa (private driver)
Kolig (as in your workmate)
Fall straight (as in you fall straight me)
Silowet (that Shadow stuff)
iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding)
😭😭

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I recently found out my grandmother has been catfishing her entire book club for three years by pretending she read all the books when she's actually just been watching the movie adaptations on 1.5x speed the night before meetings. She got caught because she kept passionately defending scenes that were only in the films. When confronted, she said "I'm 73 years old, I don't have time to read 300 pages about someone's emotional journey through Italy" and then she quit the book club and started a movie club with the same women. They all joined. She's their president now.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

A woman named Diana is going VIRAL for her hilarious review of Outback Steakhouse restaurant.

[Python | AI | ML @heebyyy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[L O T P. @TobyThugger]

Una wey dey recommend Rapa Nui, hmmm

No wam

[chukwudi @wrdjsn]

guy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[Chinaza (Nwaanyịnightwear) @NwaAdaIgbo1]

This guy again
He stood in front of a police station and bought illegal drugs

You won't believe what Nigerian police did

[Jedi @dhe3g]

This nigga don’t miss 😭

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Messi pointing out where Lisandro Martinez’s family is in the stands, and the joy on Lisandro’s face when he finally spots them.😂❤️

[EO. @5thstreetloho_]

They just cancelled my flight back to lagos with no option for rescheduling or rebooking.
It seems my first gig just landed on my laps

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Actor Tom Holland met author Tom Holland, recreated the iconic Spider-Man pointing meme together, and tell him that he had destroyed his ability to Google himself 😭😭👀

[olivia 🐥 @technorodrigo]

now what did jude say here to make a very pissed off erling smile

[KICK @kick]

@Erling

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

The 2026 World Cup is presently ongoing. Nigeria failed to qualify for the World Cup but the National Sports commission budgeted 6,440,000,000 ($4.6 million) as “Special presidential support group for 2026 World Cup qualifiers”

How???

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

So this is why elon wanted to rush the IPO so bad... 🤔 China just did it cheaper on their first try. RIP 🔻

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

What does Papa Ayo Oritsejafor’s barber deserve?

a) National Honour
b) Jail term
c) Lifetime ban from the profession
d) None of the above
e) All of the above

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

The “two GOATs” narrative is similar to the king Solomon story in the Bible

The other woman knew the child wasn’t hers so she was okay with king Solomon splitting it 😂😂😂

[Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic once said something that has stayed with me. He recalled going through David Beckham’s playlist one day and chuckling at the songs he found there. Beckham, noticing the grin on his face, asked what was so funny. Zlatan, in his usual braggadocious fashion, smiled and said something to the effect of, “It’s beautiful to see that despite your good looks and all the places where people think you’re almost superhuman, there is still somewhere you fail miserably.”

My mind went back to that story because I believe the same thing is happening here with Jim. Despite all his articulateness, despite the poise with which he carries himself, despite the breadth of his exposure, his thinking is, unfortunately, no better than that of the average Nigerian.

[Python | AI | ML @heebyyy]

Awon people yi fe ba ye mi je 😭😭

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I'm 31. I'll be 69 by the time Nigeria finish paying the 2015-2026 debts. This year alone, BAT has added $7.77bn this year alone.

So I made a tool that tells you how old you'll be when Nigeria finish servicing some of the 2015-2026 debts. Vote wisely.

https://t.co/zUCDgYm1oe

[Danton Bissono Chidera 🎖️ @DantonChidera]

Wait a minute... Arise TV invited a former Israeli prime minister to discuss Nigeria's internal issues? Wait what?!