the real slim katey

✨ mother ✨bartender ✨ your worst nightmare ✨

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

“the moment you feel like you deserve better, you do” i needed to hear that today

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

@mattrife my last two tweets got deleted, come to elly’s in carnegie after your show!!!!!

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

@mattrife come to elly’s after ur show!!!!!

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

@mattrife come to elly’s after ur show

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

glorifying addiction and the fact that you’re a crackhead is crazy work…….

good morning ✨

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

@realTrumpNewsX i wish i could laugh react to tweets

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

seeing karma work her magic on shitty humans is top tier ✨

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

i’ll never understand how someone that’s the same old age as me is content af doing nothing but working at a bullshit minimum wage job and going dahn south side every night……like grow up we’re almost 30

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

petition for @taylorswift13 to add just one more pgh show….i promise i’ll be ready for the presale and ticket sales this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

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i never use twitter i want credits 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

i saw someone on tiktok say “millennials will be acting 21 until we’re dead” and that’s the reason i might die bc why the fuck am i still hungover from saturday rn

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

not my 13 year old niece asking me where i get my lashes done…….when i was 13 i was busy over editing pictures on picnik

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

hearing my cats run amok up and down the steps of my HOME makes my heart so fucking happy 🫶🏼😭

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

i’m trying to hard to have my own smart house with all my alexas and cameras but the fact that just got home from work and my living room alexa was blasting random music when i know the rest of my house has been dead asleep for hours has me on edge just as little bit

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

The hardest part hands-down going from a car to an SUV is figuring out the right seat position to be able to drive with no hands 🤣🤝🏼🙌🏼

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

why did no one tell me that pat mcafee is fine as fuck

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

NOT A YINZFLUENCER
#HereWeGo

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

i love that i’m constantly left out of literally everything 🥰🫶🏼

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

@nattycxo literally facts, pranking these crotch goblins builds character and helps make them better humans in the long run and no one will ever tell me otherwise 🤣

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

did y’all know that every orange tabby on planet earth collectively all share one singular brain cell? bc why the fuck else was my face used as a spring board at 4 am 🤣 little fucking asshole

[the real slim katey @heeeeykatey]

seeing one of your friends that you fell out withs bd at the bar and wanting to tell them but can’t bc y’all don’t talk 🤣 tragic.