valerie

simple lesbian farmer with brain damage

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@goodreads Sex with a brain injury

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@dorajar_ Set your Facebook location to Madrid and look on marketplace 🧠

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In general I’m dilly dallying

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@dorajar_ Have you checked the bench and lamp post store

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@_tracecode_ It’s a date

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I was in the gifted ed program in school but I have to admit now I’m almost 30 I still don’t understand how a Rubik’s cube works

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Need a president who cares more about headlights getting too bright

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@dorajar_ Holy water pleeeeaaaaasse

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@dorajar_ Dora we will be there

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I hope people who do fireworks are happy bc now my little perfect rescue dog who was just settling in is now terrified to go outside at all ever

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I love to putz around. If you need me I’ll be putzing

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RIP Sappho you would have loved @ChappellRoan

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If I ever met the man who invented jet skis I would tell him he has a sick and twisted mind and that he should keep his ideas to himself

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327 day @duolingo streak and I can barely speak Spanish BUT I can recite the entire Super Duolingo ad from memory

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“Slay” this and “mother” that when’s the last time you got your boots wet crouching over a vernal pool marveling at the tadpoles

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Maybe having a fourth dog will make me act MORE normal have you ever considered that

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4 dogs in an 850 sq foot cottage actually makes sense if you think about it from the lens of an insane person

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People have no idea what i go thru in my personal life. For example I just got toothpaste in my hair when I tried to spit it into the sink

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$87 in Ticketmaster fees is crazy

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@dorajar_ I’m literally asking