the morally corrupt faye resnick

part time artist full time ball buster (she/her)

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

sorry?

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

jen shah should make a letterboxd account when she gets released

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

my goal for 2026 is to receive a cease and desist over something. idk what yet i just want one

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

gpoy

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

absolutely hilarious part of this scene that you can’t see here is that this is her fourth attempt to kill herself in like 90 seconds, she’s got them queued up like a Sim

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

the feminine urge to gouge your eyeballs out with an ornate silver spoon

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

i can’t wait to show my children and grandchildren the real housewives of salt lake city

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

when your friends turn you into an above the influence ad

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

hit a drive thru with my mom the other day and she thought the worker was flirting w me and i had to explain that “your rings are fire sis” isn’t what she thinks it is

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

reached a new personal best for terrible travel days last week when my cat took a dump in her carrier before we even got through the heinous jfk security line and then i had to throw up three different times into a bag on the flight and then i lost my wallet

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

i love wisconsin like what do you mean you live in pipe

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

no longer on accutane

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

getting really into story liking

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

get her, jade!

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

MATT RIFE IS NOW THE LEGAL OWNER OF THE ANNABELLE DOLL??? AND THE ENTIRETY OF ED AND LORRAINE WARRENS HOME/ MUSEUM???? I HAVE NOBODY TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH?????

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

and while you are in casa amor i am in brooklyn trying to survive in this economy, working!!!

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

how do broke ppl end up at coachella idgi

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

the p!nkification of a broadway star

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

not worried about the recession bc i am going to learn how to count cards

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @heeethers]

wait. is this fucking play about us?

[ACFP (Alicia Carmody Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

the way RHOBH reunion topics transitioned from coke allegations in hong kong to lesbian allegations at chuck e cheese is crazy