Ayan

welcome to the jungle

[Ayan @heelayan_]

I don't blame mosquitoes, l know I taste good

[Ayan @heelayan_]

Yes I'm a red flag but the material is quality

[Ayan @heelayan_]

Sometimes i know I'm wrong but
It's just fun to argue

[Ayan @heelayan_]

how do people chill at home wearing jeans??? i literally cannot think of anything worse

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I hate when my professor uploads assignments like please go get some hoes or something

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at least i'm posting nonsense, others are dating it

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What circus is hiring? I know a clown ass bitch

[Ayan @heelayan_]

Blowjob is better than No job

[Ayan @heelayan_]

missionary with intense eye contact should be called visionary

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Scissor in hindi sounds catchy

[Ayan @heelayan_]

R.I.P 2025
(2025-2025)

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A person who make matcha is a chef or bartender?

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December really lasted for 5 minutes I swear

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What if we made being alive easy have you ever considered that

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If I had a British accent I would never stfu 😂

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Who tf invented math and how we know he is right?

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Single mommas be like “HE’S SUCH A MOMMAS BOY”

Bro what other choice he got

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I’m social vegan. I avoid meet

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This is so funny

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Blame the victim sometimes