Heather

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[Heather @heeliibo]

Writing so bad theyre recycling a real quote from the actual Queen Elizabeth I

[📂| HOTD SPOILERS @rhaenicentfiles]

🚨| Leaked Rhaenyra line from Season 3:

“I may appear to have the weak and feeble body of a woman, but I possess the heart and spirit of a king.”

[Heather @heeliibo]

How I've been justifying my excessive mini egg consumption

[Heather @heeliibo]

Just saw a mother in a cafe standing next to her family at the table, making sure everyone has their food, fetching napkins, and only sitting down when her daughter gets her a chair from another table, all while the father sits there eating!!!!! Motherhood is a prison!!!!!!!

[Heather @heeliibo]

I officially no longer work for the HSE 🙏

[Heather @heeliibo]

My contrarian boss has reached new levels of contrarian by disagreeing with my recollection of something I experienced and SHE DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heather @heeliibo]

“Who wants the metro and the noise and the people?”

You literally live in a capital city ffs

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

A last-minute legal challenge in Ranelagh has pitted neighbour against neighbour over the future of Dublin’s long-awaited MetroLink.

We popped over to hear what locals are saying.
https://t.co/9e1bDwvqMu

[Heather @heeliibo]

I had a dream last night that I witnessed a car crashing into a glass shop front and then I woke up to news that a car had crashed into a glass shop front

[Heather @heeliibo]

Me watching Frankenstein in the cinema and instantly recognising the Period Piece Filming Room™

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Guillermo del Toro paying homage to Kubrick

[Heather @heeliibo]

For the people who don't start packing their items until after they've paid, so when the staff start scanning the next person's they have to awkwardly hand them to the customer one by one

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[Heather @heeliibo]

Woman I met in the lift: have you just moved into [apt number]?
Me, excited to meet a neighbour: yes!
Woman: I lived there for 14 years before the landlord decided to sell
Me:

[Heather @heeliibo]

The food area at literally any outdoor event in Ireland:

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Hey man come through to the food truck festival. You can pay $28 for a room temperature lobster roll and you have to eat it standing while hovering over a napkin because there's nowhere to sit

[Heather @heeliibo]

@Oh_Deer_Diner Thank youuu 💗 💗 💗

[Heather @heeliibo]

Now it's September 2025 and I'm eating a sandwhich while sitting on the floor in the apartment we just bought together ❤️

[Heather @heeliibo]

November 2022 I matched with a girl whose bio only said "got really good at making soup during lockdown."
Now it's February 2024 and we live together and we're having her homemade soup for dinner

[Heather @heeliibo]

Today I accidentally matched the paint at work

[Heather @heeliibo]

It's the forced laughs for me

[Bl💓ck Barbies @The_Only_Barbie]

Women have a tendency to ignore horrible red flags. This isn’t funny & a clear sign he hates her:

[Heather @heeliibo]

The way some of them started laughing together while she was talking.......... Classless

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

She was way too cool for any of these guys

[Heather @heeliibo]

@ElcSwe1 Snap, we're nearly at contract signing stage for an apartment in D7 lol went sale agreed last month

It all worked out in the end!!

[Heather @heeliibo]

House hunting in Dublin is either looking at shitty 2 bedroom apartments that a landlord shoved 16 people into or houses that cost over half a million