Bruce Depressed

Ian // big dumb idiot // est '89

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@TheTowerSkin Remember when the guy from the bravery tried to start beef with the killers for being in a ska band, but the singer from the bravery was literally in a band called “skabba the hutt”

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Whatever happened to the cute little bisexual ombre vapes? They were so much more dignified than the big clunky LA Gear vapes with the tamagotchi screen.

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Went to go see BASIC open for Tortoise. Never listened to Tortoise before outside of the collab w/ The Ex. You had me at two drummers,

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@garrettkidney Biggest influence I see is, every 8 months or so, TK will decide to go all in on Herman-style booking where one segment bleeds into another.

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Iran’s got a chance to do the funniest thing ever

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@spethial1 @clevelandreaper The guy using the word “traduce” is trying to make a populist argument 😂

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TSwift bandwagoning is expected, but the chick from HAIM is a born and bred Angelina, fuck that shit

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Butthole Surfers should perform at the game 5 halftime.

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My jeans husky
So is Steph castle
Spurs in 6, asshole

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I famously don’t know dog breeds, unless they’ve been in children’s movie/tv franchises. This is not a Scooby/Marmaduke, and I’m not learning whatever the fuck this is.

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First look at Scooby Doo in the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.

Coming soon to Netflix.

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Learning that End It was 2 of 4 on that bill is very funny. That’s changes everything.

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@UncleBubba_88 @TrevorDame 20,000 in Arthur Ashe seems reasonable

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@CantEverDie Al-qaeda did try to bomb the towers in ‘93, so it’s not as if it wasn’t a know. Target either.

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@allan_cheapshot Did Bret ever speak on Foley? I know they only ever had house show matches, but I’m curious what his thoughts are on a guy who was clearly giving more to the business than it would ever give back to him.

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@allan_cheapshot
Any idea who’s on this album cover?

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Darby’s title win was very cool capstone to a story that goes back longer than people even realize. MJF’s side headlock takeover but goes back to their very first match in Limitless Pro in 2018.

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Convinced that the “Geese is a PSYOP” discourse is actually a LIMITED HANGOUT to distract you from the fact that all successful artists are just the products of marketing campaigns.

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Allowing myself as many hot dogs as I want this summer, as long as I eat one fresh fruit per dog.

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@NatPurser Basic principles of judo

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@lucretia__rhys @EricWilzon Tbf, most places in this country do not have six miles of sidewalks between home and work