Killerbod

Everything I say is in sarcasm. Nuff said

[Angelo Guisado @VoltaireLaFlare]

It’s Friday.

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

“I wish I could be a doctor and prescribe people laxatives. I would be like okay you can either drink this nasty expensive liquid shit or just go get Taco Bell” - my boyfriend

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

“I’ve always wanted to give a hickey on a water slide” -my boyfriend

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

“I am going to ride you like a unicorn” - my boyfriend

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

Still true

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

Why is everyone so pissed and I'm just happy as can be! #smile

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

I love God, God is the shit

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

Still looking for a man to send me money for pictures of my feet. Please retweet to help the cause. Willing to get kicky with them.

[k 🌈☀️ @starsttuff]

allergy testing went great turns out im allergic to "all of the above"

[Alex @UrDeadRight]

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

[kaylee j @kayleejvitt]

Friendship is literally nothing but Venmoing the same $20-$50 back and forth

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today is National "Have a Bad Day" Day!

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

Why don’t I do this more often??

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

When you go undercover to spy on yo girls date. #bffgoals

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

You believe in God but you don’t believe in COVID-19... Ight its been real

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

The dogs are causing global warming right now... so hot @MoonDogsBall @gillesz16

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

#NewProfilePic

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

I saw this on tiktok but it hits home... I get prettier everytime a man disappoints me 💁🏼‍♀️

[Killerbod @heeyitslizzy]

Lol my standards on Hinge has lowered so much since being quarantined... like yeah Brad with a heart beat and blue eyes can be the father of my children