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pasta enthusiast

(that/guy)

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[H @heezusalmighty]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN BITCH

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

Delete Waze if you haven’t already. This is their latest update to the Terms & Conditions.

[Jamie 🤘🏼 @zerkeymd]

He acc wasn’t joking im crying 😭

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Brits in Tenerife be like

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

When you see the relentless attacks from other parties on the Greens across the media remember this:

They hate our plan to end Rip Off Britain.

They don't want a wealth tax.

They don't want public ownership & lower bills.

They're trying everything in their power to stop us.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Yesterday in Hastings, in the wake of antisemitic attacks in Golders Green, I faced Nazi salutes.

Today the Prime Minister uses his office to attack the only Jewish party leader to score political points.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

I actually care about all human lives Joanne, but I’m wondering if you actually do? Have you mentioned the genocide of Palestinians even once or do their lives not matter to you?

Using today's events to score political points is disgusting.

Shame on you.

[2.0 @blixberrie]

The fake Jewish police officers in the back. The draped Iranian flag over the balcony. Priceless 😭

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

The system is rigged.

An illegal war hikes bills for stuggling families - meanwhile energy giants rake in profits.

We don't have to live like this any more. Vote Green on May 7th.

[Kate 🕊 @affleckquine]

Amal was under rubble and still conscious, she was speaking to family. The IOF fired on rescuers for 6 hours to make sure she couldn't survive.

[S @Shirink_13]

A Palestinian man was shot in the head today while riding his bicycle, reportedly by Israeli forces.

He was known in his community for feeding cats every day.

We don't hate them enough.

[anna @meowkoteeq]

devs naming an app:

macOS: Swoomp

Windows: Internet Manager 6 Extreme

Linux: klitoris

[CAZM @CAZM023]

I'm sure Iran had credible evidence that Israel would violate the ceasefire (since they always do) and launched a defensive preemptive attack. They do have the right to self-defense after all

[H @heezusalmighty]

Genuinely a fucking idiot 🤣🤣🤣

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

A teenager has been jailed for 3 years after threatening chicken ahop staff over the wrong sauce in South London.

Marwan Khadir, 18 of penge, threatened chicken shop staff with a hand gun over the wrong sauce, but in his bag on Christmas Eve

Khadir was jailed for 3 years for possessing an imitation firearm with intent to cause fear of violence, making threats to kill and assault occasioning Actual Bodily Harm (ABH).

[H @heezusalmighty]

Inject it boys 🤣🤣🤣

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

Full Zionist meltdown over ceasefire while Israel is still getting bombed.

Enjoy.

[Siddharth @DearthOfSid]

No country in the world needs a regime change as much as the United States does.

[Sk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sulleyk_]

The scene in his living room when he discovered the wrong sauces is DUSTING ME 😭