Hayden Maud’Dib

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[Hayden Maud’Dib @HEF2121]

I'm a loose cannon

[Hayden Maud’Dib @HEF2121]

I asked my girlfriend what her favorite Pokémon were and her answer was:
1. Grogu
2: Princess peach or sometimes I choose the monkey

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It’s kind of refreshing to see a take this bad and a scene that’s so good

[Best of Star Wars @bestofstarwar]

Imagine seeing THIS in live action: 🔥

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She just bit me on the face

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Why does my cat have little white mittens? It can only be because God loves us

[Hayden Maud’Dib @HEF2121]

Why does my cat have little white mittens? It can only be because God loves us

[Hayden Maud’Dib @HEF2121]

Why does my cat have little white mittens? It can only be because God loves us

[Hayden Maud’Dib @HEF2121]

I always hit the curb when I got to the liquor store so they know I’m there on buisness

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The muse was speaking to that guy when he made the Terminator intro music

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They should make a new kind of steel that’s stronger

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I pull women you could never dream of

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I want to see your Spotify wrapped and I will judge you on it

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Spotify wrapped soon. I have like a month to listen to music I actually like

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Talking to my grandpa is crazy. What do you mean ‘when I was working on the moon lander’? Tell me more about that

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Just drank an ice cold #drpepper that I got at the #wawa while listening to #deathgrips

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Fuck you. Someone bothers to make a good movie and you didn’t see it.

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I’m full of hate and anger because you didn’t see Tron Ares in theaters. Fuck you.

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If you don’t go to see Tron Ares in theatres I am going to kill you

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I’ll be cold and dead in the ground before I let a straight man give me a haircut

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@tomamoto @hansvanharken Tomar please like this tweet I am a fan of your work

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Street lights need to go back to being orange, I don’t care about the environmental impact at all. Carpet bomb the fucking Amazon rainforest for all I care

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K lives at the end of Bladerunner 2049. If you disagree you are wrong and morally corrupt