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oh yeah

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RIP Stacey King. For one last time…Beep Beep.

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CBS late night is Comics Unleashed and Funny You Should Ask. Oof bro.

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And then saying how Jill Biden is a liar and all she did was lie during the whole Biden term but Donald is so honest, so brutally honest about everything. Like what are you smoking dude?

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Listening to the Bill Cunningham show is so laughable these days. So much talk about how fucked the country will be if democrats take over Congress in November. Do you see where we’re at right now? The lack of acknowledgment regarding our country’s current state is astounding.

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Also the whole, imagine how screwed we’d be if Kamala was in the WH trying to deal with this Iran situation. Like hey genius, we wouldn’t be in Iran if Kamala was in the WH.

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Florida was the only team I wanted to see less than Vegas in the Stanley Cup. Just go away for like 10 years.

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Enjoy it while you can Knicks fans, I get the feeling you’re just going to be food for whoever wins the west.

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RIP Kyle Busch. WTF

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Every gym should be required to have a hack squat machine in order to open.

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$5 a gallon for gas. It’s going to be so satisfying in the future discussing the worst presidents in history and deciding where on that list this DJT fuck sits.

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Sometimes you learn something that you definitely should’ve known way earlier in life. Today I learned that the setting on a toaster is time, not heat intensity. Hah I’m an idiot.

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@77WABCradio Put Lionel back on weeknights, Sterling is boring as hell.

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It’s incredible how far my interest in watching professional sports has dropped off now that 4 of the 5 teams I root for require special subscriptions.

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People that don’t put their inclined treadmills back down when they are done are the same people that wouldn’t have rewinded their VHS tapes before returning them.

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I need to quit watching YouTube on mobile. I feel like I’m getting ads every 3 fucking minutes.

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I’m 💯 less likely to go out of my way to skip a podcast ad if the host is the one narrating it.

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Duolingo has mastered the ability to shame you just the right amount.

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It’s always “Barrack Hussein Obama” with the far right. What’s up with that? Every time, I don’t get it. It’s like they’re attempting to bring him down by saying his full name or something. You got him, good one guys.

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I don’t think it’s possible to simultaneously be successful working in the DHS under this current president and keep your integrity. Good luck to the next secretary.

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Why are we bombing Iran again? I was told back in June that we had completely “obliterated” their nuclear program. Was that a lie?