Heather Burton

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

birthday selfie🎂🎈 Adrien wasn't feelin it #myboys http://t.co/6KemhynHM0

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@XavierMShaw We're gonna have to get jobs, to cover up the fact that we rob banks.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@XavierMShaw We need to do something soon, I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@jdonovank Hey everyone! Come see how straight I am!

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Don't forget your 2014 Resolutions, Survival Plans, List of People You're Afraid You'll Lose, and List of What You Expect You'll Regret.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Breathe deep. Deeper. No, not deep enough. Find a cave. Dig a hole in the cave. Lie in the hole. Get as deep as you can. Breathe. Breathe.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Look to the stars to see your future. Your future is matter violently dissipating into a widening void.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

Today rules: I'm locked out with nowhere else to go and a phone that only works on wifi! Also I'm not wearing socks and it's cold.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

"Girl on Fire" plays and all I hear is

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

I. Am. Going. To. Cut. You.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@jdonovank Careful, your privilege is showing.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

Everyone look! A car accident! We better all take the same detour and pull out in front of each other so we can cause another one!

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@LaskowskiJosiah No problem.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@LaskowskiJosiah I really wanna know what happened now haha.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

I want cake.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@WhiteShadow_64 What was it?

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

Congratulations, alto saxes, for making your line look like shit during the countermarch every single time.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@jdonovank Kill yourselves.

[Heather Burton @heffer3]

@WhiteShadow_64 Proud of you!