Not Kate Heff

I like sports | I hate Gumps

(Parody)

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

When people try to report my twitter because I love #sportmcsh too much

#HeffBall

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I wanted to be a #sportfhsjfs haha and now my daddy got me a job working in the Fox studios where I do nothing related to broadcasting

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

What #sportshfk job did you say you wanted when you grew up & what do you do now?

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

*blocked*

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@KornerBoothPod Do you guys like #sporthdksbf?

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I say “#sporps” a concerning amount of times a day

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

what if my kids don’t like #sports? do they come with a receipt or do I just leave them at the side of the road?

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I’d much rather go to a #sporfhsk game than a five star restaurant

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

For the love of god, can a girl please go to a sporting event with Jackson Mahomes?

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

Started watching #sorps

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@ScentedTide But #sporfhss are fun

[Gabriel Hardin @gabrielhardin]

This has @Heffrodite written all over it.

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all i wanna do is cuddle up on the couch and watch #sporfgsh

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@joshclackler Kyle Trask. He got robbed of the Heisman #sporfhsk

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@allyholliman Nope #sprogs #Heffball

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Who do you want your #sprots team to take in the #sprds draft tonight?

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RT if you love #smorts

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#Sporgs unlock the fullness of life

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@carolnotkennedy What’s satire? Only spordhsk

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

My QB Rankings

1. Kyle Trask (should’ve won the Heisman)
2. Trevor Lawrence
3. Justin Fields
4. Feleipe Franks
5. Trey Lance

20. Mac Jones

#sporghsm #IHateTheTide

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

Fixed it for you #sporfgs

[Big Game Boomer @BigGameBoomer]

The Best Twitter Account To Follow - For Every School

[Not Kate Heff @Heffrodite]

I hope to go to every #sporpsd stadium one day