J. R. Moore

bama '22 | D(M)V native | big spring entertainment

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization

[Babe Truth @veryhotsoup]

Brian Kelly when the Maryland job opens up

[Orioles Fan Ryan @OriolesFanRyan]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever watched the Yankees get knocked out of the playoffs

[bbg @BigBlueGoonie]

Me: bro this better be indica , sativa always makes me feel like I’m Dion Dawkins prostituting himself in a dimly lit alley

Plug: don’t worry bro, this is strait kush

Me 17 mins later:

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

“Plenty of ballgame left folks” I say as the psych ward nurses wheel my bed over to the window so I can look at the clouds

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

😢

[Brice @dBriceJ]

iykyk

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[J. R. Moore @97Jrmoore]

only 272 words in the gettysburg address

[Tony Tsoukalas @Tony_Tsoukalas]

Kalen DeBoer took 500 words to answer when asked where he thinks Alabama needs to make improvement. Take from that what you will ...

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Maxx Crosby can still be traded to Baltimore if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@baltimoresun Go fuck yourself

[William Clark Green @WilliamCGreen]

And while we are at it, baseball fields are suppose to have fucking dirt.

[Brian Kelly Killed a Kid @BrianKellyKills]

Christmas at Brian Kelly’s house #BKKAK

[Matthew Whatley @__whatley__]

Based on how Indiana fans are talking, little ole Bama might as well not even show up to Pasadena.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Will Wade’s 2 worst nightmares, Nate Oats and the FBI

[Mike Ryan (Ruiz) @MichaelRyanRuiz]

The SEC is bullshit

[Billy Gil @billygil]

Notre Dame would’ve beat both these teams.

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

ND would beat both of these teams today. And probably both teams last night.