Cryptopher Columbus

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[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

Don’t get me wrong, I like Tame Impala but I’m not wearing a shirt that says Deadbeat on it 😑

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

Weather in the 50s and lower = soup time

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@GavinNewsom Omg you really did it?!
Thank you for your service 🙏
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Lmao

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

Before kids: if you take a family pic and have small dogs, you and your spouse hold the dogs in your arms. They are your whole world

After kids: the small dogs are demoted to the ground where they belong and you hold your kids in your arms because its what you are most proud of

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@MrEvanRoss @Delta You should have made and packed her a sandwich bro. Hell of a lot easier and less time consuming than being on the phone with people who don’t care 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

What were the front office heads for the Texas Rangers smoking when they thought they could be competitive with this terrible bullpen? #AllforTX🇨🇱

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@ViceLitty I’m not reading some long ass crybaby post written by some nigha from prison island Australia, opinion discarded. Good engagement bait tho.

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@DanBilzerian @NickJFuentes Nobody would know who you are without your dad's money you chicken legs bitch

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@GregAbbott_TX Sometimes bad things happen to bad people..

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@TheNotoriousMMA

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

Holy sh!t another passive aggressive lesbian? 😆 not surprised

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Jen Pawol lost control today. She made countless mistakes.

Even worse, when challenged, her ego and attitude infuriated both teams.

She is statistically one of the worst umpires in MLB. Always has been.

She doesn't belong. Not because she's female, but because she's terrible.

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

I don't trust niggas with this type of haircut..

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fired up. Ready to go.

It’s time to take back Texas.

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

Our civilization went downhill fast after this happened.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

If you vote against foreign aid to Israel and call out AIPAC, then the Jewish lobby will spend $20 million to primary you, get the President to endorse your opponent, and destroy your reputation with a phony scandal.

If Massie loses tomorrow, you know Israel still owns Congress.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Thomas Massie: "You don't need 100 Thomas Massies. You just need me to win - because there are already 30 or 40 great people in Congress who want to take the right votes, but they're afraid they can't get reelected if they do. If I win, the Freedom Caucus finds its voice again."

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@realDonaldTrump Massie puts America First.
You and Gallrein do not.

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@realEstateTrent I understand having AI come up with some reasonable questions but copy and paste is just lazy. Without showing what you sent him, its tough to be subjective. I would have asked for previous client references, called them and been done with it. You're miffed AI didnt work out.

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

As a kid, I couldn’t wait to have my own business cards.
Restaurants in the 90’s used to put a fishbowl by the cash register with the sign:
“drop a card for a chance to win free lunch”
Why do business cards still exist in this digital world? Wtf should I do with all these cards?

[Cryptopher Columbus @heftypocket]

@BotoxMonster @raven_brah Missed the entire point focused on one word of my post. Reading comprehension is tough for you, I understand.