jwin (she/her)

gods not real but if he was it would be his fault I’m gay

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@YourManPapaSam This is unironically how I’m fixing my car though

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

I like dick

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

bitch you’re telling me my slow motion car crash of a brain got into a gender bender and less than a year into accepting that i find out NOW that I’m autistic?

based

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@unponder Build a hyperpop song

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@unponder alright quick now somebody put the femboys moaning

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@unponder that’s literally why it’s so good??

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

just got texted by a military recruiter and told him I’m queer and he just… says okay no worries? is this ALL IT TOOK THIS WHOLE TIME? he didn’t try to tell me about enlistment benefits or about the “endless opportunities” or any of that shit? I feel like I beat the game

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

wait, gecs is actually good??????????????????

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@YourManPapaSam Not that I’m not sedentary myself, but the day you start is the day you stop losing progress

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

im not gay its just the vaccine im not gay its just the vaccine im not gay its just the vaccine im not gay its just the vaccine im not gay its just the vaccine im not gay its just th

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

It’s weird how some of my friends from high school could eat McDonald’s 5 days a week, but won’t get the “clot shot” as if they’re actually concerned over what goes into their body lmao

[Vincent Rajkumar @VincentRK]

Florida becomes first US state where the daily deaths in current wave have exceeded previous waves.

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

Where the homies at I’m tryna celebrate the holidays

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

Happy Father’s Day x2 for fixing my fuel pump and redneck towing the ranger.

[Papa Sam @YourManPapaSam]

If I’ve ever fixed your car or done anything Dad-like to get you out of a pickle, I expect a happy Father’s Day.

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@bassjpg 🤢

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@bassjpg @JethroQP Just replace every character with yoshi and maybe the game would be less trash yk?

[jwin (she/her) @hegotcake]

@mattmojica15 @POTUS listen to this mf