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zac(hary) @hehman___

about 9 years ago

imma be driving a ford bronco or a jeep wrangler unlimited. just wait

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依

@japan_nobunaga

23 days ago

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

japan_nobunaga's tweet photo. USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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zac(hary) @hehman___

about 2 months ago

@MLB @espn @AppleTV which one is it? cmon, get your stuff together

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@PFTCommenter

about 2 months ago

No duh u cant ask Cincy to travel too much now that spirit air is out of business

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3 months ago

it’s a real shame that the Masters’ Wednesday outing is titled Par Three Contest instead of something like ParMento Three’s

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Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo

3 months ago

Happy @Reds Opening Day! #Cincinnati ⚾ ⚾❤

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3 months ago

It is NOT opening day until the Cincinnati Reds play a baseball game. End of discussion.

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3 months ago

We're back. This is definitely our year. ⚾ #Reds

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4 months ago

Kentucky Mother and Air Force Airman Among Six Killed in Military Plane Crash A Kentucky community is mourning the loss of Technical Sergeant Ashley Pruitt, a Bardstown native who was among six U.S. Air Force service members killed in a military aircraft crash while deployed overseas. Pruitt joined the United States Air Force in 2017 and found her passion serving as a boom operator, the Airman responsible for refueling aircraft mid-air during missions. Those who knew her say she loved the job and took incredible pride in serving her country and supporting the mission every day. As a Technical Sergeant, she was also known as a leader who truly cared about the Airmen she worked alongside. But above all, Ashley loved her family. She was a devoted wife to her husband Greg and a loving mother to their three-year-old daughter, Emilia. She was also a proud stepmother to Oliver. Friends say she worked hard for the family she always wanted and cherished them with her whole heart. Her loss leaves an unimaginable hole for her family, friends, and fellow Airmen — and many across Kentucky are remembering her not only for her service, but for the love she shared with those closest to her.