felonious crunk

hey man check out how hard i can die
-bruce willis

a louisiana 10

[felonious crunk @hehpress]

Apologies to IRLs, my twitter presence can be best described as a dorian gray portrait for my personality

[C @T00tbeer]

“this wasn’t designed by a ballistics company… these were designed by…… Brian. One of our viewers.” lmfao. Someone get brian on a list rq.

[WAP Goblin @MarxianAngel]

Tibetan Serfs (96% of the population) celebrating the end of their serfdom by burning their leases.

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

mother went on a 2 hour long rant about the social poverty of Americans, citing the Book of Job, Stefan Zweig, and the social rites of the Scythians before concluding that even the poorest Iranian has within their head riches unfathomable to "orphans of Rome." exhausting woman.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Twitter user 'LuckyLuciano17k' posted a photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em".

[felonious crunk @hehpress]

@834k834 @peligrietzer i mean Good Old Neon is (though critical) still a deep indulgence in this process

[felonious crunk @hehpress]

@Margare71531078 G53 G90 G20;
T1M6 (12" SHELLMILL);
M00 (SHOVE PROCUREMENT GUY INTO ENCLOSURE);
M08;
M31;
M3 S3500;
G00 Z-16.;
X0.;
Y20;
X-60.;
Y0.;
X0.;
Y20;
X-60.;
Y0.;
X0.;
Y20;
X-60.;
Y0.;X0.;
Y20;
X-60.;
Y0.;
M09;
M05;
M33;
M00 (HOSE OUT PURÉE);
M30;

[felonious crunk @hehpress]

@muhasaba_needer it's like having a gta npc walking around your house

[Ultra 64 @SuperUltra64]

Frutiger NEUTRAL

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

That's the beauty of it bro, we advocate for a transitionary state. They won't even know we're anarchists...

And when the conditions are set for anarchism to thrive, we abolish the state, and transition to a classless society, like the state never existed at all.

[felonious crunk @hehpress]

@penisgirlwonder not a big deal; was already de facto policy in the town as is

[john @john_wilddog]

airbus employees: zis vill be... zee møst ëfficiēnt æróplæn in zee vörld!

boeing employees:

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

there must be something genetically in enjoyers of noise music that just predestines them to be typing out 12 ungodly blocks of text a day on their instagram stories

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

In a dream I had last night there was a guy wearing a shirt with a picture like this on it, surrounded by text that started with "IF A STRAY DOG PUTS ME DOWN IT BETTER BE ME. GUN IN MY MOUTH AS THE ANGEL COMES, THIS A REAL DECISION" and it just kept getting longer as I read

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

dont feel bad if you're not having the success you thought you were going to have, it doesnt reflect poorly on you that u cant function in a fucked up place and time

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

[Jawbone Lugubriousness @SpunkityBall]

Did You Know: For the Planet of the Apes movies, 3D animators had to use an entirely new type of digital rendering technology on Andy Serkis for facial tracking for his lead role as Caesar that many described as "Amazing"

For more information, search "The Amazing Digital Serkis"

[Damian @DamianTheTaco]

When you self isolate and you have to do the walk of shame and see if people still love you

[Coconut Tree City 🥥🌴 @yin_yang_yo_]

This tweet is evergreen