Heidi Hayward

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

I only hope my children will have strong squad goals.

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

If Portland put half as much time into homelessness as it does polyamory we might get somewhere. 🙃

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@raesanni Yes. It’s not an excuse, but it’s a reason. I’m with you.

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

How much longer can I blame the pandemic when I say weird things at parties?

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@prestonwpope We do! We moved up right before the pandemic. 😬 Are you moving to??

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

Portland has its issues, but the guy who delivered my groceries just told me his bunny is free range and sleeps in a cardboard castle. So please put that on the board for us.

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

Hey that’s me! Thank you @BlueCatWriters for supporting and encouraging writers. 💫

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@jruff206 @AndrewSleighter Thank you, Jason!!

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@BlueCatWriters Thank you!!

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

This feels unabashedly good. Thank you for being my good news bearer @RobertBuscemi!

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@LaurieMichelleJ @BlueCatWriters Haha same! Congratulations 👏👏🥂

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@itsmejillkimmel Thank you, Jill! 😘

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

Excited to be on this list! 🥳

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@Sfahey_imp @BlueCatWriters Thank you!!

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New comedy album “Rock Star” from @AndrewSleighter is out today!! Give it a listen & download here:

https://t.co/POG77l8bta

#comedy #album #AppleMusic #iTunes #spotify #pandora

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

Just had a play date with a mom that ended with her son eating my husband’s melotonin so don’t tell me *you* don’t remember how to be social.

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

@itsmejillkimmel We might have to! I bet your place is fab.

[Heidi Hayward @heidahay]

I signed up for a home exchange site because I want to stay in someone’s fancy NYC apt, but now we constantly have people asking to come live at our house and I don’t know how to turn it off and I think it’s easier to let them have it can we live with you? 🤪