Heiders & Volleys ⚽️

A social platform for discussing all things football. With a few funnies thrown in as well!

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There’s only one man to replace Graham Potter at @ChelseaFC and it’s his older brother Bryan.
The man’s been involved in the club scene all his life. That kind of experience is invaluable and exactly what the blues need right now.

#PotterOut
@MaxNPaddyQuotes

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Which of these Scottish fitbaw managers is the biggest Jakey?
Is it...
A) Davy ‘The Mule’ Martindale?
B) John ‘YLT’ Hughes?
C) Brian ‘Mad Dog’ Rice? Or
D) Neil ‘MD2020’ Lennon?

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Son Hueng Mourinho? Or
Jose Hueng Min?

Either way it’s a belter! #faceswap

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It’s a sobering sight when you see so many players from your ‘era of football’ now plying their trade as the main man in the dugout!

What proper players they were as well! 👏🏻

Who’s next...
John Terry?
Robbie Keane?
Rio Ferdinand?
Joe Cole?
Michael Owen?

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@Ewan_Carr Totally. I can see both stepping up into manager roles though for sure.

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It’s like telling your missus she’s dumped but not making it ‘official’ until you find her replacement.
If only eh? Laughable.

#craiglevein #heartsfc #shambles

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@Stevies56448861 I’m sure I just did that 🤔

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Scottish football press in a nutshell.

Celtic after a win- ‘Outstanding. A joy to watch’
Rangers after a win- ‘Opposition were poor. Easy 3 points.’

Celtic after a defeat- ‘Very unlucky. ‘Referee shocking’
Rangers after a defeat- ’Embarrassing. Worst Rangers team in years’

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@jeffc54461 It’s depressing. Thankfully both old firm teams are competing well in Europe at the moment. I just wish we could do the same on the international front. But we’re years behind.

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@HibsCentral And bring in who? You’ll all probably say Stubbs aye? 😆

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It’s amazing the support & time an ex player, fans favourite & club legend gets.
Compared to somebody like Sarri.
Unfortunately it’s the modern football world we live in. Take me back to the 90’s!

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Frank Lampard.
His first 6 games...
‘Out his depth!’ ‘Not good enough!’
His last 6 games...
‘Genius!’ ‘Future England manager!’

It’s modern day football at its worst. Through the eyes of the press, pundits & ‘fans’ all over.
There’s no balance anymore.
It’s crippling the game 👎🏼

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Hibs have just signed Josh Taylor on a 2 year deal.
£325’000 plus add ons.
With Chris ‘Mike’ Newall going the other way. Best of luck Josh ⚽️

Paul Heckingbottom said...
‘Josh is exactly the type of character we had been searching for. We are delighted’.

#JoshTaylor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@The_Tman10 Top class analysis that Tam.
Your as bad as any Hibs fan out there. Some of the comments on here? Deary me.
When things are going well? There are no better fans than the Hibby’s. NONE.
But when things are not?
They don’t half let themselves & their club down. It’s embarrassing.

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9 in a row. Brendan Style!
How he must regret leaving the mighty Glasgow Celtic eh.
What a shocking decision that’s turning out to be... 🤣🤣🤣

#SouthamptonFC #LeicesterCity

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* IMPORTANT MESSAGE *
Calling all Scottish fitbaw fans...

#RUSvSCO #RUSSCO #SCOvRUS

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Steve Clarke is doing a magnificent job of making Alex McLeish look like Pep Guardiola. Absolutely dug shite.

#RUSSCO

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I moustache you a question... 🤣

QUIZ TIME...
Win yourself a Lynx Africa gift set!

Can you name these 16 hairy faced ex footballers?!?... 🤔

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@GeekayClement Well said John! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Phil Neville. An arrogant twat who talks a great game but continually fails to deliver when tested against anyone of decent quality.
He’s single handedly taking the England Lionesses backwards. Fact.

#ENGBRA

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@spongedaddy67 He needs to replace the waistcoat with a life jacket. As he’s sinking fast.
Players of any level see through the bullsh*t. And he’s got plenty.