hi, dee

💫put leaves in frames 2021💫

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

are you free tonight?
no sorry i’m going to my roommates foot reveal she did lotion socks at work today

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[“holden” “seidlitz” @jock__derrida]

My worst trait is I love to put people in group chats. sometimes I just sort of like to observe how people will interact with each other in a cage-like environment

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

@Cardinals PLEASEE get the rainbow dippindots at busch stadium i’m begging

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

i love when people get something to eat that’s my favorite

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

@CupcakKe_rapper why did you cancel st louis ??? my friend was asking

[✿HE/THEY✿ @matrizora]

well!

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

Case and point

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

when ur having a baby is there a test they can do to see if theyre a super chill with Halloween baby or a freak tf out if they see anyone dressed as anything but a person baby

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

ELON MAKES YOU PAY TO EDIT TWEETS WTF BITCH I CANNOT SPELL

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

when ur having a baby is there a test they can do to see if theyre a super chill with Halloween baby or a freak tf out if they see anyone dressed as anything but a person baby

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

ill show my mom a SKIT and she’ll look me in the eye and tell me “that’s fake yknow” like I was trying to give you some wimsy

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Now that Halloween is over

[໊ @buffys]

they find eachother in every universe

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

you / what your loved gift would be if you were a stardew valley character

[em @_bigbutch]

You/ What your loved gift would be if you were a stardew valley character

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

my type of man if anything is Count Black from super paper Mario

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

funky white dudes do NOT deserve this much power over our bi women

I’m voting NO on shaggy in 2023

[hi, dee @heidiEbudd]

“no there’s still some left”

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Global warming to Starbucks