ketchup chips (a human)

Professional Geologist, hockey fan, secretly Canadian.

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@gomer2323 @travis_neff JFK Jr is not dead, he might be the next VP https://t.co/BZRGo8ROmC

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@TheManeCharactr @JAM1519 Cows eat oats and we eat cows…

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Delightful thread

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@gomer2323 @AK_El_Jefe I’m not a criminal, why I gotta fund prisons

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@lauritadianita2 This is a job for @corvidresearch

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@lauritadianita2 What could possibly go wrong

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@RevMattSchultz @theB4NP Book recommendations always appreciated !

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@gomer2323 I’m still blocking them all

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@arappeport @nytimes “The size of a lake” - anything to avoid using the metric system

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@ForrestDunbarAK Narcissists ae very sensitive to criticism

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@MarkSpringer Nicely done

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@AKroadweed That headline aged like a banana

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@lindayaX You must be new here

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@gomer2323 Twitter won’t let me post photos anymore- not unless I allow acces to my full photo library. Just me?

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@VivekGRamaswamy Let me guess - your SSN ends in an even number

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@MarkSpringer True perfection

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@gomer2323 When we moved to Alaska we watched the first snowfall with new friends from Arizona and they said “hopefully this is the last snowfall of the year” - hahahahahahahaha. It puked snow for 6 more months.

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@AlaskaCurrent Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice - you can't get fooled again.

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@DailyHiveVan * Stavanger is in Norway not Mexico

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@lauritadianita2 It CAN be done :) hope he recovers quickly !