Heidi Kat

Renaissance woman

[CBC Nova Scotia @CBCNS]

Community group calls on heritage minister to help save remote 200-year-old lighthouse https://t.co/acXuRS5f91

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@jadevrisrezi Glory be to all Queers forever and for always amen

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@standardtuber My mum asked my older sisters if she should name me Heidi or Laura. One of them said Heidi and one of them said Laura, but whoever said Heidi said it first.

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@rebeccanagle White liberals are completely insufferable. They self-identify as "woke" and get offended whenever they're not perceived that way. It's like they're LARPing at being a good person and they're mad that you're not playing along.

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@KaraCalavera @dennisdiclaudio @snarkgrapefruit Oppressed people don't start off shouting, they escalate to that because the alternative is to submit. If you don't want to be shouted at, listen before it comes to that.

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Part of being clever is knowing the limits of what being clever can do for you.

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@safopus As of last week, a psychopathic denturist

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People: You're kind of mean.

Me: Fuck you I'm an absolute delight.

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The stress has my neck hurting so much that I'm using my Hitachi for its intended purpose

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It's amazing how a man will go through the five stages of grief while talking to himself in my inbox.

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@AgentNdn They're more attached to their racism than to their own children.

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Oil corporations have done a pretty good job of domesticating Albertans.

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@TheTyee @AgentNdn I figured, which is why I act like I don't know I'm being watched.

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@Terrilltf I'll help. No one suspects the white woman.

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@allantaylor If you can repeat the phrase "put your shoes on" 50 times without the words losing all meaning, you might have what it takes to be a parent.

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"If everything is connected, then isn't every bagel an everything bagel?" -@mheavyhead

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@allantaylor hehhhhh

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What's so bad about being average that nobody wants to be average?