heidiwrites

mynameisheidiandiliketowritemaybeyouliketoreadthenthiswillworkoutgreatforeveryone

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Let it be stated on the record that this Twitter account is going to be weird af and full of shitposts. Like, actually shitty posts. Like this one right here

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I'm doing very well, just showered and ate a parfait and did a solid few hours of work for my new job today 🤗

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Last night, I had a nightmare in which I inadvertently released a demon when I thought I was just helping an abused baby

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Twitter is my least favorite social media platform, but the ppl love it so I'm gunna choose to conform ✌

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My personal vocab has permanently deleted "literally" and replaced it w/ "clitorally"

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Advertisement from a porn site: "Sonic clitoral massager
Clitoraly mindblowing"

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trying to tweet my first twat, and keep going over the character limit 🙄
why do ppl like twitter again?? #notamused #iwritetoomuchforthisplatform