heidus

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny

[heidus @heidus]

@Acyn

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Skenes Night: He’s due. So here’s the deal. If Paul strikes out 9 or more. Like he did the last time he faced the Dodgers. And the Buccos win. I’ll give away 5 Paul Skenes jerseys. Just follow me. And retweet this post. And you’re good. Let’s go Bucs!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Happy Daddy Day: Sidney Crosby is the Flyers father. If he scores a goal. And the Penguins win game 1 tonight. I’ll give away 3 Sid jerseys. All you have to do is 1) Follow me. And 2) Retweet this post. Let’s Go Pens.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

[Donna Brazile @donnabrazile]

Please share widely.

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

March 20, 2014: 11-seed @DaytonMBB upsets 6-seed Ohio St 60-59 in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

@Flyer_Faithful

[heidus @heidus]

@DavidPJablonski Arch Baron Cup has made it to DraftKings!

[Covie @covie_93]

Funny how the Black guy earned his Nobel Peace prize while the white guy who got rid of DEI to 'focus on individual merit' had to take the prize from a Latina who earned it.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

PLAYOFF GIVEAWAY: Want an Aaron Rodgers jersey for the playoff run? If Rodgers throws 2+ touchdowns AND the Steelers beat the Texans. I will giveaway 10 (!!!) Rodgers jerseys to followers. All you have to do is A) Follow Me and B) Retweet this post. Tell a friend. Here. We. Go.

[Tony Dungy @TonyDungy]

NFL playoff scheduling is not fair. It might produce good ratings but it’s not fair.
This late in the season recovery time is crucial and it is not given equally. Rams & Bears played Saturday games. They will face each other on Sunday with an extra day of rest. 49ers played on Sunday and will face Seattle on Saturday-short week of recovery. Why?
In the AFC the Bills will have to travel to Denver on a short week. Why? Because there’s a Monday night AFC Wild Card game.
The Texans play Pittsburgh. The winner will automatically have a short week and travel to New England. Why?

Several years ago the league did away with Monday Night games in Week 18 of the regular season because it created a disadvantage if one of those teams made the playoffs. Now we create that disadvantage.
The Wild Card round should be 3 games on Saturday and 3 games on Sunday. Then try to schedule the Divisional games so the teams have equal rest. Don’t force San Francisco, Buffalo and Houston or Pittsburgh to play the most important game of their season on a short week just for TV ratings. That is not fair!

[heidus @heidus]

@Acyn Next week he’ll release a statement that 45 is a normal BMI

[heidus @heidus]

@ProLOWD Awful crew tonight

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

To celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the Terrible Towel, we're going to give a Troy Polamalu Autographed Terrible Towel to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[Covie @covie_93]

BARACK OBAMA: Here is a list of my favorite books of 2025.

DONALD TRUMP: I can identify a giraffe!

[Ben Skowronek @BennySkow]

Giving away this shirt to a random person who retweets.

#ProBowlVote Ben Skowronek
#ProBowlVote @BennySkow

[Steven Wright @Steven_Wright_]

More coming from Obi Toppin later. His first half analysis: “Malcolm is looking good out there. De’Shayne too with that windmill. That was sick. They’re out there having a dunk show and I’m trying to get back out there to watch them.”

[heidus @heidus]

@Pacers ❤️💙

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

Hall of Fame hardware 🏆

Obi Toppin was celebrated at a luncheon ahead of being inducted into the University of Dayton Hall of Fame tonight.

[Dayton Basketball @DaytonMBB]

A message from Obi ✈️🏀

#GoFlyers // @obitoppin1