Darth J. Trump

Parody account. Apologies to Darth Vader, but not that other guy.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

A buncha d*cks but not a penis among them #Louisville #WhitePrivilege

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

#HitlerDidItFirst

[Livin’ Life @christirnmom]

Reporter- “Will you commit to a peaceful transfer of power?”

Trump- “We’ll see what happens.”

Nothing to see here, just another step towards fascism

#TrumpPressConference #TrumpCoupPlot #Fascism @realDonaldTrump

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

I am the only one who can fix the elections. I'll ban 'em. Problem solved. https://t.co/mvUSQabH7X

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Essay: Trump is sowing doubt about the legitimacy of the election. It's dangerous. Press has a duty to challenge him https://t.co/V6CCyZIfdF

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

Giuliani says calm down. By screaming at you. https://t.co/NUHXnZWbxc

[Briefing Room @briefingroom]

Giuliani: 'Everybody should calm down' about Trump's poll numbers https://t.co/56E8Ez6RPn

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@DepressedDarth That’s what happened with my first two wives.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

I am Vader. Putin is Snoke. There’s your answer.

PS: Badass music in this video. Adding it to my playlist! https://t.co/S7pD5r05o3

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

Touché https://t.co/6davyHVeB3

[Candy Kirby @candykirby]

#AfterTrumpImplodes these guys can launch a search for their balls.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

A terror territory is what I call my executive bathroom. https://t.co/wgR8XWxC7E

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

I will dismantle @FLOTUS’ healthy eating program on day one! Burp. You’re welcome. https://t.co/TWiAuXOi45

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
#TrumpPence16
REPORT: Trump buys 400 pizzas for Jacksonville police department https://t.co/0uSmYRaCPX via @conserveangle

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@AlanColmes Pretty accurate portrayal of the USA. They were beating in metaphor.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@BetteMidler @SupermanHotMale They’ve now sacrificed more than he ever has.

[Conor Friedersdorf @conor64]

Pres. Obama officially pardoning Donald Trump's wife for an illegal immigrant past would be the best trolling ever https://t.co/BJnrYroQX0

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@bridger_w @MrsAlSwearengen You lure him onto a catwalk and I’ll finish the job.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@BuzzFeedAndrew He thinks the Cabinet is where you keep your babes.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@oliverdarcy Get that baby out of here

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@robreiner Hologram.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

@marycjordan @jameshohmann If you arrive without clothes you get a “Splash” exemption.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

Sharknado Vs. Trump. For the Presidency. https://t.co/bhUQcBnQvy

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Given current weather trends, a Sharknado is a distinct possibility.

[Darth J. Trump @heilDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/hrBrFnvLNa

[Michael C. Lynch @laffngeconomist]

Trump's into sizzle, not steak. https://t.co/I4A5Ibyfxq