Christopher Heilmann

Contrary to popular belief, I have no idea what i'm doing | Auburn University | Aerospace Engineering

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10/10 analysis by ESPN

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@Stirfrybooty RESET THE CLOCK

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Magnum Opus Vol. 2: Bully Bruce

Cc: @AuburnMemes @PabloEscoburner @MarleneNavor @soAUcal @aubawn @WarDamnStool @katethegreat27

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This is the year. bo nix has improved so much under this new offense. he’s focused, he’s having fun. i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse to win the heisman.

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Checking in on early-season Auburn

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Happy Cinco de Corona! that’s Spanish for “I’m gonna drink Cinco Coronas”

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These Wednesday emergency tests really hit different during a pandemic

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Me- I promise I won't drunkenly talk about my cats
*4 hours later*

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Imagine ONLY having your football team to cheer for every season and not being good in every sport

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On the 12th day of Christmas Coach Saban gave to me:
12 Defenders Playing
11 Helmets Flying
10 OL’s-a-Leaping
9 Mercedes Benzing
8 Doinks-a-Doinking
7 Bo’s-a-Winning
6 Picks-a-sixing
5 Kicks Wide Left
4 Unfair Plays
3 Fired Refs
2 Point Conversions
& 1 Second for a Chance at 3

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@NolanOrndorf137 @Stirfrybooty Every time, without fail

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Death. Taxes. Alabama kickers.

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COLUMN: More time with players, more journalists, more everything. The SEC couldn’t have picked a more accurate slogan: “It just means more.”

Check out my column on what it was like covering SEC Media Days:
https://t.co/KczawtmO19

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@thetommycox Say it for the people in the back!

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Build the statue.

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The Auburn Family is devastated by the tragic passing of Rod and Paula Bramblett. 🙏🙏

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BIG SHOW TONIGHT IN NASHVILLE