heinz.

ex mono brow / mono brow survivor.

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

we don’t need any more potential abortions in this world. we have elon musk & donald trump when we could’ve had abortions. #thinksmart

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

my cousin is better than yours #helookslikedaviddobrik

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

if u ever feel ugly, just remember, ur uncle prob thinks ur hot #uncle

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

sometimes i wanna pick up a pigeon and beat it up but then i remember that’s psychotic.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂🎯

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

if u don’t hesitate to swallow that nut on a daily basis, don’t hesitate to swallow ur pride every now & then #wisdom

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

i peaked at 8 months old.

[brainrot hall of fame @BrainrotHOF]

why is he kinda…👀💦

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

if the original is always the best, why is my father the worst?

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

if energy never dies, the energy of the woman who ur dad cheated on ur mom with never died off his sword. #thinkaboutit

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

i used to hyper fixate on cartoon boobs growing up. i’m autistic now.

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

it’s ur uncles first time living too. #uncle

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

i’m just not okay with the word anal being casually thrown into a conversation.

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

@Issaa27230356 @akinator the less he knows the better

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

how do i explain to my future husband that my brothers rep is hilarious?

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

i been knew elon was using when he named his kid a fuckass name but idk bout u guys.

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

timothy was no angel, cuz how u gna run away from yokos sushi & act like a victim in the end? fat raccoon.

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

claud from timothy goes to school knew he was that guy. i still wanna beat him to a pulp though.

[heinz. @heinzbeano]

is it still considered tweeting? or elon musk ball licking?