๖ērti

she/her | fandomless oc | mv/ms | 21+ writer

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

🍄 ๖ērti 🌾

• heinzelmännchen
• tiny
• secretly lives in your home

fandomless oc | mv/ms
written by #ₛₕᵣᵢₘₚ

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@BramblesAndBone They have to be very small flowers.

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

Heinzelmännchen in the sun ☀️

[༚༅༚˳ 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 ♡ ˳༚༅༚ @SacredPetals]

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🪷 • . 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 . • 🪷

' 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏 ' — an escort highly
prized for both her ethereal beauty ,
and her most rare and peculiar
magical condition .

oc | https://t.co/9EYILY28Vx | 18+ | NSFW | ♡ + ↺

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

https://t.co/WAgVci4ihz this reminds me of her tour bus era

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender This is a serious matter and not the time to be smug. She can't think about her usual sensivities right now.

She quickly moves out of his way. "Do not turn too big, or I will have to hide from you", she says, because that is clearly how the hiding-from-men-rule works.

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

She does not do it for fun.

[Morel Merrycreek @TremulousTender]

Oh for pities sake. The crafting is the only acceptable activity. That can be fun.

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

Erinnerst du dich noch, wann du dich bei X registriert hast? Ich weiß es noch! #MeinXJubiläum

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender "Open the door", she says quickly, not even having to think about it. Being flown about is not an option.

"You will have to hold my hand outside", she announces. She is not usually one for physical touch, but in this case it seems unpreventable.

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender Berti isn't sure why it's so important to Morel, but she will honour the button he gave up for this. Maybe she will use it for a cloak.

She nods. "Okay, I am ready. You can lead the way."

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender "No, I don't want to", she says taking her head. Physical touch is not for her if it can be avoided.

"We must go now, before I change my mind."

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender Berti takes some time to consider this. It's not that she doubts Morel's capabilities or his sincerity. It's just that century old habits are hard to break.

"I believe you", she finally says. "But it can only be a small walk and you can not leave my side."

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender "Bugs!", she exclaims, turning pale. How can Morel be so casual about these horrors?

"I am not one of your people. I don't have wings, I can not fly away when the beasts attack me."

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender She doesn't take the button, not ready to seal the deal just yet.

"I have been living for many decades", she says, stating the facts. Then she gasps. "A garden? There are animals in gardens!"

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@TremulousTender "Morel!"
She stares at the button and gasps. She knows how important his collection is to him, just as important as her work is for her. This must be urgent for him.

"Out? But... I never leave the house."

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

She is not only cleaning, she is also sorting and organising and crafting.

[Morel Merrycreek @TremulousTender]

She would if she would stop cleaning up everyone else’s messes!

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

She does not have time for entertainment.

[Morel Merrycreek @TremulousTender]

Anything else remotely more entertaining.

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

What else would she be doing?

[Morel Merrycreek @TremulousTender]

I see @heinzel_berti is still at her frenzied cleaning up after everyone else.

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

She's getting the broom.

[𝕱𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝓣 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ༄༗/ hiatus @DetSisteHapet]

*Leaving a mess of stardust in her wake.*

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

Berti didn't mind working with the regular sized tools. She's very strong and has decades of practice. Having her own things still feels a little weird, but nice.

"Chocolate and blueberry", she agrees with a firm nod.

[𝕱𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝓣 𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ༄༗/ hiatus @DetSisteHapet]

"You got it, Chief. I got all your sized cleaning materials right there." Hope points to a tiny, Berti-sized closet she built right into the cabinets. It's giving cartoon mouse hole, but its loaded with everything she usually uses to clean up after things. +

[๖ērti @heinzel_berti]

@BloodyDapper https://t.co/WAgVci4Q77 I just imagined Berti living in Jerry's home. She'd be very stressed because she always works at night, but he'd be also up at night xD